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RE: Pastor Smack-a-bitch explaining Gods love.
February 21, 2015 at 12:39 am
(February 12, 2015 at 9:12 pm)Mental Outlaw Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fek95VwgOw4
In this video Pastor Smack-a-bitch explains gods love to all the heathen atheist who say that he is evil. God's not evil, he just smites people because he loves them.
i cant take this guy seriously, i laugh too much at what he's saying lol. Im starting to believe its actually a comedy sketch or something xD
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it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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RE: Pastor Smack-a-bitch explaining Gods love.
February 21, 2015 at 1:19 am
"This little listening disability, like all women have." This guy is a horrible sexist.
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RE: Pastor Smack-a-bitch explaining Gods love.
February 21, 2015 at 1:32 am
This guy's gotta be doing some sort of comedy routine... The accent and the fact he calls himself 'pastor smackabitch' are dead giveaways
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Pastor Smack-a-bitch explaining Gods love.
February 21, 2015 at 1:47 am
And he even gave Adam a small penis lol.
