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All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 2:13 pm
So if us atheists are ever going to become christians, we need to know which denomination to choose. The problem is, there are over 40,000 now so our odds aren't good. So maybe you could all sort this out once and for all. Either:
1) People of all denominations can go to heaven so it doesn't matter much
Or
2) At least 1 denomination is wrong.
Which is it? You're allowed to confer with God, and even quote him directly if you get a reply.
Go!
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 2:25 pm
OK Catholic are winning so far! Wait, is that the only right one or the wrong one?
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 2:26 pm
God said catholics are the only ones getting in heaven and all you other motherfuckers are going directly down. So like, repent and stuff.
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 2:27 pm
Ok so! It's the Catholics then, all others are wrong.
Unless anyone else has an opinion?
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 2:28 pm
Depends because there are the erm... the ones that touch kids and they wont be going to heaven so throw out the whole damn Vatican.
Also christians also suffer with this issue but its not brought out publicly in the US because you know mostly christian country.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 2:29 pm
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OK so it's not Catholics either! Now they're all wrong.
That was a mighty suplex by dyresand, leaving all 40,000 denominations stunned.
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 2:44 pm
Buddhists! A new competitor had entered the ring. Weighing in at 700 pounds, the Buddha lands with a shock wave that sends all christian denominations out of the ring.
The ref has begun the count...
