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Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
#41
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
(March 18, 2015 at 11:06 am)Drich Wrote: I dont get it.

The sign indicates that the restaurant serves "Tasty Baby" as an item, as evidenced by the marquee stating "Mmm Tasty Baby". The comment about the comma indicates that if they had properly included a comma in the marquee, it would be a message about how tasty the porkloin is, "Mmm tasty, baby!". And, obviously, baby-eating is a funny trope commonly associated with atheism.
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#42
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
Drich,a comma placed after the word tasty means that speaker is referring to someone titled baby. Without a comma, it means that babies are tasty. If you say the sentence, you can hear the pause where there should be a comma.

Grandma, tastes good (Grandma gave you something to eat that tastes good)

Grandma tastes good (You are munching down on stew made from your grandmother's shin bone)
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#43
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
I wonder if a comma ever got misplaced when the bible was written out hundreds of times by hand Thinking
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#44
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
God damn I'll do it myself! *Role plays a apologist*
(March 16, 2015 at 12:32 am)Pizz-atheist Wrote: Christians show that Jesus Christ is God and not a devil or demon inspired false prophet.
No, Pizza! If you take that seriously it leads to global skepticism, since the Satanic model has a self defeater because it can't account for how we know anything and how we are rational in not believing we are being systematically deceived. If Satan could fool us on this issue then he could fool us other times. He could make me think up is down and down is up. I think therefor I am, I have a clear and distinct idea of Yahweh (he is not a deceiver), a clear and distinct must have a clear and distinct cause. That cause is God.
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#45
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
Hey did you just get possessed by WLC?

That can't have been pretty.
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#46
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
More like a Cartesian-styled presuppositionalist!
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

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#47
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
(March 18, 2015 at 11:12 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(March 18, 2015 at 11:06 am)Drich Wrote: I dont get it.

The sign indicates that the restaurant serves "Tasty Baby" as an item, as evidenced by the marquee stating "Mmm Tasty Baby". The comment about the comma indicates that if they had properly included a comma in the marquee, it would be a message about how tasty the porkloin is, "Mmm tasty, baby!". And, obviously, baby-eating is a funny trope commonly associated with atheism.

the pepsi less sugar one.

Oh, and in the first one Dark Star said:
Quote:See, now if they had used a comma incorrectly, we wouldn't know that this place catered to atheists.

Since no comma was used, and D/S refered to an improper use he probably meant.

"Mmmm, Tasty Baby."

As you can clearly see here a comma after the MMMM and not the word tasty or baby, would indicate an Atheist eating establishment.
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#48
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
Drich, it says "Packed with taste less sugar". Presumably it was meant to be "packed with taste, less sugar".
There is no comma and the word could've been divided in two between the lines, as in "packed with tasteless sugar".
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#49
RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
(March 18, 2015 at 3:13 pm)Drich Wrote: As you can clearly see here a comma after the MMMM and not the word tasty or baby, would indicate an Atheist eating establishment.
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No, it would indicate an Atheistic eating establishment. Unless you're intending to dine on Dawkins.
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RE: Christans show Jesus is God and not Satan
(March 18, 2015 at 11:13 am)Nope Wrote: Drich,a comma placed after the word tasty means that speaker is referring to someone titled baby. Without a comma, it means that babies are tasty. If you say the sentence, you can hear the pause where there should be a comma.

Grandma, tastes good (Grandma gave you something to eat that tastes good)

Grandma tastes good (You are munching down on stew made from your grandmother's shin bone)

ok now turn your mega powers of punctuation onto the pepsi add and tell me what is wrong with that

(March 18, 2015 at 3:18 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(March 18, 2015 at 3:13 pm)Drich Wrote: As you can clearly see here a comma after the MMMM and not the word tasty or baby, would indicate an Atheist eating establishment.
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No, it would indicate an Atheistic eating establishment. Unless you're intending to dine on Dawkins.

Maybe dawkins' baby, if i were atheist.
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