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Happy Birthday Abaris

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Happy Birthday Abaris
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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 21, 2015 at 10:04 pm
Happy B'day, man.
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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 22, 2015 at 4:28 am
*Zum Geburtstag viel Glück, zum Geburtstag viel Glück, zum Gebuuuuuhrtstag, lieber Abaris, zum Geburtstag viiiel Glück, lalalala*
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 22, 2015 at 5:08 am
Happy birthday Abaris!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 22, 2015 at 5:24 am
Yay, I'm not too late. Happy birthday. Not sure why anyone would call you old. From your avatar you still look like a pup to me. Oh well, dog is good.
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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 22, 2015 at 6:58 am
Does my eye deceive me, or is that blueberries and runner beans??

Lá breithe Shona, abaris.

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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 22, 2015 at 9:52 am
I missed this. Happy Birthday!
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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 22, 2015 at 11:08 am
Happy Birthday
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 27, 2015 at 8:53 pm
I just realized I never came back to wish you a happy birthday in person. I got a notification on skype that it was your birthday but I was so sick I had to ask Vosur to make you a thread.
Sorry I missed it and happy late birthday! Heart
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RE: Happy Birthday Abaris
March 27, 2015 at 9:23 pm
I was in Mexico and missed this as well, happy belated birthday!
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