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Happy Easter!
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Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 11:35 am
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 11:57 am
Lol! Happy Easter everyone Smile

I guess we can cross another one off the list.

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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm
Happy zombie jesus day xD
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 12:30 pm
Aren't you guys a little early?
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 12:31 pm
Yeah, the party hasn't started yet.
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 12:34 pm
This is the Pre-party party. Don't you people know anything? Big Grin
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 12:36 pm
(April 3, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Yeah, the party hasn't started yet.

I thought the crucifixion was the party.  Devil
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 12:45 pm
Always look on the bright side of life you know Tongue
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 12:54 pm
It didn't cross my mind that it was too early... I'll try and nail it next year. I won't hammer the jokes home too much. No need to pour salt into the wound.

I got a really cool jesus-on-cross controller for Easter! It's called a jewstick.
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RE: Happy Easter!
April 3, 2015 at 1:12 pm
So, did Christ poo and pee whilst being nailed up ?

I'm assuming the crucifieds don't get potty breaks, but what do I know . . .
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