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The Church of the holy potato.
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
In Wisconsin, thou anointest my fries with gravy !!
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
(April 10, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Vox Populi Wrote: So... Is this Church based in Idaho? Or is Idaho just holy land that I happen to live on?

Yes Idaho is the homeland and the goddess would like her potato tot be rubbed counter clock wise. 
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
(April 10, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Sionnach Wrote: Potatoes are yummy, but cheese is yummier. The Cheese Goddess must be appeased.

The Potato god did know the Cheese Goddess and she concieved Chili Cheese Fries
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
(April 11, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Nope Wrote:
(April 10, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Sionnach Wrote: Potatoes are yummy, but cheese is yummier.  The Cheese Goddess must be appeased.

The Potato god did know the Cheese Goddess and she concieved Chili Cheese Fries

Or.... Poutine? Big Grin
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
First of all, I do love potatoes. But second, how do I start a new thread? Do I need to sacrifice some potato chips?

This is so not the thread to tell this story in but oh well. I was in Whole Foods the other night, grabbing dinner, and this lady came up to me...grabbed my arm and was like "I just want you to know that God loves you." I was like "um, whoa and wtf?" Then she rambled on and on about her church. I let her ramble because I felt it was the kind thing to do and then I got the hell out of Whole Foods. I actually wanted to pick up some other items but she creeped me out so much I just wanted to get out of there.

The odd part is I just recently kinda came out as an atheist. And I think if I was more of a superstitious person I would have taken this as some sort of sign that God was trying to reach out to me. But honestly she just came across as a crazy person. The more I detach from the idea of God the more frightening religion becomes. There's very little difference, to me, between a religion that would have it's believers cut out and sacrifice human hearts and a religion that believes there is a man in the sky willing to part oceans on it's believers behalf. Both ideas are mad and ridiculous and ultimately can be extremely destructive.

end of rant
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