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Your end of the world party!
April 25, 2015 at 11:47 pm
So it's 2016 and that gosh darn Obama has finally decided to peel off the human skinsuit to reveal the Antichrist underneath, and he has then proceeded to launch a global nuclear strike that will obliterate most of the life on Earth...in 12 hours time. Nobody can stop him, as he has locked himself in his ultra-secret bunker with Madonna, Justin Beiber and all those other pesky arse-lickers of the Devil guarding him. God is conspicuous in his absence (no change there), and no help is coming. All the boring people have already been raptured, so the amount of pastors and general crazies screaming about the end will be (in theory) dramatically reduced.
So, with 12 hours until nuclear hellfire raineth from the skies, how do YOU throw a shindig?
Who would you invite? Friends, family, celebrities (non-Devil ones or Devil supporters?) your local homeless network. What do you drink? What do you sing? And considering you won't need to worry about a hangover, or anything else, what else do you get up to?
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 12:56 am
Depends on if the kids are around. If not, good food, good sex, and a walk on the beach. If so good food, good cuddles, and a walk on the beach.
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 1:05 am
Right now? Well, I have some serious stomach woes, so I'm gonna have to just rock out to NPR tonight.
But in general, I don't know. I don't really have any real life friends, but I might like to go to a movie and pig out on bulk candy and sushi afterwards.
I love food.
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 1:11 am
I'm going to roofie the neighbor guy up the road and stick my penis in his rectum.
I'm anticipating a pleasant time will be had by all.
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 1:18 am
I'll guess there wouldn't be any point in sticking to my diet plan anymore, so I'd probably start with the roasted babies first...
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 1:27 am
Go on a killing spree.
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 5:03 am
Binge on candy like the mature and responsible person I am and spend my last hours laughing at cat memes
You're welcome to join me btw
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 5:10 am
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 1:46 pm
I always have wine in the wine cellar. Not for the end of the world, but for general use, as I do not want to ever run out. I would open my most expensive wine.
No, I would not invite anyone over. More wine for me this way.
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RE: Your end of the world party!
April 26, 2015 at 2:00 pm
I guess I'd start looking for a little girl name Swan and an old bag lady named Sister and make sure I stick close to them!!!
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