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Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
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RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
(May 7, 2015 at 4:56 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: That's freedom. It's what people like me devoted ten years of their lives for (well, that and good benefits and stations in foreign lands where hot chicks would fuck GIs for a freeze-dried meal that would be rejected by fast-food joints).

I had to kudos, quote you, and give you a rep for that…because it is all too true.

Hooyah.
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#12
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
Yeah, sometimes people give us too much credit, lol. We did do our part but it's not like it wasn't fun. Diablo
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#13
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
(May 8, 2015 at 12:40 am)AFTT47 Wrote: Yeah, sometimes people give us too much credit, lol. We did do our part but it's not like it wasn't fun. Diablo

Definitely. I mean, the job sucks sometimes, but there are a hell of a lot of perks that come with this job.
Big Grin
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#14
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
I totally agree about freedom of speech but what I was trying to get at is if I went into public and tried to advertise Atheism people would freak out, yet people don't care if you're advertising Christianity.

With the bumper stickers, if I see someone with a religious thing ( jesus fish, cross, religious quote) I just laugh at how ridiculous it is, and keep on with whatever I was doing. But, if I put a sticker on my truck that says "God isn't real" I guarantee people would flip me off, yell at me, cut me off and maybe follow me and do something stupid like that.

Btw, Minimalist's signature would be a great bumper sticker if I really wanted to piss someone off.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
(May 7, 2015 at 1:46 pm)DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Wrote: Anybody else get super annoyed at people with bumper stickers saying "Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!" or "Jesus loves you"? Or people going door to door going through nonsense as to why you should join their cult-like religion? Or public prayers at sporting events?
No to the first two, or to the public prayers at sporting events.  Yes, to people doing door to door, though that has more to do with the direct interruption of my time than by what is being offered.  Religion annoys me very little, and my only concerns are ever about what effect it can have on people and societies, mostly via attempts at legislating behavior or education.  Aside from that, the behaviors that annoy me would do so even if they were about something else.  For example, my sister posts a lot of religious stuff on her Facebook, and I either ignore or block most of it.  But I do the same for conspiracy theory stuff (posted by a friend) or political stuff (posted by another friend).
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#16
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
The Jesus bumper stickers aren't that far from celebrity branded product endorsements and/or sponsorships.


While we haven't seen Jesus Christ brand industrial strength heavy days super extra absorbent floral bouquet deodorant tampon/maxi pads yet, it's just a matter of time.  Bumper stickers are the camels nose under the tent flap on the road to making that possible.


Popcorn
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#17
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
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#18
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
The Jesus can mix some dirt with his spittle, and buff that out tickety boo.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#19
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
It's also annoying as fuck when churches call my house. I'm usually the only one home when they call so one time I talked back pretending like I'm Satan, tapping and rubbing paper on the microphone to make weird chirps and fuzz. Not long after that they switch to recordings and now it's just "Hello?" "Hello church goers!" *click*
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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#20
RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)
(May 12, 2015 at 10:40 am)DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Wrote: It's also annoying as fuck when churches call my house.  I'm usually the only one home when they call so one time I talked back pretending like I'm Satan, tapping and rubbing paper on the microphone to make weird chirps and fuzz. Not long after that they switch to recordings and now it's just "Hello?" "Hello church goers!" *click*


I hate it when solar power salesmen call my house, so I hang up on them or just don't answer calls from people I don't know.  I also hate it when I turn on the the radio and someone is rapping about raping "bitches" or killing cops, so I go to another station.  And I hate it when I see someone wearing a satanist t-shirt.  That's life.  I hope it won't trouble you too much if you see me make the sign of the cross in a restaurant before I start eating.  
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