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Wrath of God
#91
RE: Wrath of God
Surely God would intervene assuming he could because he's supposedly omnipotent and would give a fuck because he's supposedly omnibenevolent.

But NOOO apparently not. Because the thing is... that would be 1. Assuming he existed. 2. Giving retarded Biblical stories WAYYY too much credibility.

EvF
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#92
RE: Wrath of God
(April 12, 2010 at 9:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: He wants me to get all broken up over a couple of jesus-freak assholes who annoy people on the street and got what was coming to them.

If there were any other religious shit-stains doing it in my neighborhood I'd support shooting them too.

Libertarians are just funny....not dangerous.

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#93
RE: Wrath of God
[quote='Gilligan' pid='64199' dateline='1271169959']
Quote:Okay. Please explain the "sin" committed by the babies and toddlers who were drowned in the flood of Noah.


Who would have taken care of the babies and toddlers after the adults drowned? Certainly eight people couldn't have.

WOW! The most brilliant being in existence couldn't think of a way to take care of innocent babies? The only solution this brilliant being could come up with was to kill them?

Either your deity is a retard or he's a baby drowning monster.

Which is it?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#94
RE: Wrath of God
Quote:Careful


Of what?

Gonna get your holy big brother to come to the playground and beat up all the kids making fun of you?


Probably happened a lot in your life.
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#95
RE: Wrath of God
(April 13, 2010 at 12:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Careful
Of what?

Gonna get your holy big brother to come to the playground and beat up all the kids making fun of you?

Probably happened a lot in your life.
Bullying someone is so great. It makes you feel justified in your own opinion, far more than rationality could ever do. I'm with the bullies on this one.
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#96
RE: Wrath of God
I really don't understand the "careful" part. I mean wtf? Careful of what? And or what? Careful of speaking against (and truthfully and correctly) the Bible or God will snap my head off?

EvF
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#97
RE: Wrath of God
...but only if you order a "Wrath of God" from your local drinking establishment in some random town. Either that or Mr. J___ and Mr. N__ might pray you out of existence.
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#98
RE: Wrath of God
(April 13, 2010 at 3:25 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: ...but only if you order a "Wrath of God" from your local drinking establishment in some random town. Either that or Mr. J___ and Mr. N__ might pray you out of existence.

Yeah you don't want to get Thor angry or was it zeus or was it quetzlcotl or was it.......

so many gods to choose from whose wrath was it anyway?Confused Fall



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#99
RE: Wrath of God
The Invisible Pink Unicorn(BBHH), of course! There are no others you infidel! Now go to your nearest bar and order a "Blessed Hoove to the Face" I fucking dare you! Or if you prefer you could order a "Pointy Horn Through the Chest" but let's don't go too crazy!

Rhizo
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RE: Wrath of God
Why is it that most god especially the biblical god is one bitter and angry son of a bitch?
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition

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