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I feel pretty good about this.
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I feel pretty good about this.
So I'm standing at the bus stop downtown, and some dude in a tie hands me a pamphlet.  Oooo is it mormons?  JW's?

Nope, a take a peek at it as he hands it to me, and in one fluid motion, I drop it in the recycling bin I'm next to.

Scientology, offering up "free personality tests".

Nope.
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#2
RE: I feel pretty good about this.
Sounds legit. I say I have MEO and i am on a fidelity contract with a better service. It seems to work on salesmen.
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#3
RE: I feel pretty good about this.
lol, and the only test result they give is prolly ' you're a Scientology type'
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You should have torn it in half, so he could not retrieve it and give it to someone else.



"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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(May 22, 2015 at 3:18 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: lol, and the only test result they give is prolly ' you're a Scientology type'

Oh I dunno, Kitty fell in with them a couple of decades ago and they said in no undertain terms that she was not Scientology material - for which we are both happy.
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(May 22, 2015 at 3:23 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: You should have torn it in half, so he could not retrieve it and give it to someone else.



That is because you never played a mafia game before.
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(May 22, 2015 at 3:23 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: You should have torn it in half, so he could not retrieve it and give it to someone else.



Nag, it's a win-win.  The bin smelled strongly of piss and he would have had to dig it out.
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(May 22, 2015 at 3:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 22, 2015 at 3:18 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: lol, and the only test result they give is prolly ' you're a Scientology type'

Oh I dunno, Kitty fell in with them a couple of decades ago and they said in no undertain terms that she was not Scientology material - for which we are both happy.

Congrats! I wonder what the cryteria are
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While I've never been given a $cientology one, I've had leaflets thrust in my face many times. I usually do similar to CD, with the twist that I keep walking, take the paper, screw it up and throw it over my shoulder - bonus points for hitting them. My Sam would tell you that giving me a leaflet is another way of saying, "Here, throw this away for me". That's why she'd grab my arm and diplomatically steer me in another direction if she saw them before I did.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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You turned down a freebie?

Bold move cotton.
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