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Viva El Toro
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Toreador: a hitman for Fray Bentos.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Viva El Toro
June 11, 2015 at 4:27 am
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2015 at 4:46 am by Alex K.)
In my ambulance driving days, one time I drove a patient to some checkup, and whilst we were talking about his condition he said: Wanna know why I was in an ambulance the last time? I was stupid enough to ask. "So, I was operating this high powered lathe..."
From the topic of this thread you can guess what came next. My mirror neurons are still shivering 15 years later.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
I remember working with a guy who'd been sacked from his previous job in a restaurant after he was caught sticking his dick in the bacon slicer.
They had to get a new bacon slicer as well, after she found she was pregnant.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Viva El Toro
June 11, 2015 at 4:45 am
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2015 at 4:46 am by Alex K.)
That guy seriously needs this tattooed on his forehead
![[Image: DMNE_Verbotschild_P019_1020_M.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn-6.seton.de%2FProduktImages%2F400px%2F20%2F_m%2FDMNE_Verbotschild_P019_1020_M.gif) May (Dare?) I ask what his new position was? It wasn't a hot dog stand, was it?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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