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BLASPHEMY!
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BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm
FSM Grin 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-33144830


Quote:Nestle says it will destroy more than $50m (£32m) worth of its hugely popular Maggi noodles, following a ban imposed by India's food safety regulator.
India's food safety regulator says tests have found the instant noodles "unsafe and hazardous" and has accused Nestle of failing to comply with food safety laws.
The company insists that the noodles are safe and is challenging the ban.

May the FSM (PHNA) punish these heretical corporate pricks and government officials by casting them into the boiling pot for eternity!
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:03 pm
'The company insists the noodles are safe'

Phew.....the poor little things, they must be terrified
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:04 pm (This post was last modified: June 16, 2015 at 12:10 pm by Chad32.)
Persecution of noodles is a sad thing. May He protect His people from the Noodlecaust.
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Help, the sacred word of the FSM is being persecuted! Panic
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:16 pm
Ramen.
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:17 pm
*pun involving noodles*

*cue laughter*
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 16, 2015 at 12:22 pm
[Image: noodles-everywhere_c_139365.jpg]
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 17, 2015 at 6:02 am
I don't believe it unless there is some sataycian of the sources...
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 17, 2015 at 8:05 am
50m for Nestle Maggi is probably only one or two days production.  Maybe a week if they use the facility for any other products.  Don;t yall worry, Nestle is like the Catholic Church of Noodledom, their cup runneth over.
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RE: BLASPHEMY!
June 17, 2015 at 9:33 am
This from the country where people have to literally be forced to use toilets?

Indians have very odd and very disparate standards of safety and hygiene, speaking from experience.
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