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#21
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 5:24 pm
Damn, time to take my pills!

{gulp}

glass is empty now . . .
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RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 5:38 pm
The suspicious think "did this waiter just give me someone else's half finished glass or are they just being really cheap?"
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#23
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 5:55 pm
From scientific point of view:

half the volume of the glass is water, the other half is air = the glass is full.
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RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm
Depends on if the glass was just filled halfway or someone drank the half the water or maybe half the water evaporated as this glass of water has been around for a very long time.
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#25
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 7:18 pm
(June 24, 2015 at 5:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Damn, time to take my pills!

{gulp}

glass is empty now . . .

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