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**Whateverist** · June 29, 2015 at 11:53 am

I used to feel the same way. But when I realized I was at least long enough to part her inner labia and rub against her clit I knew why I was put on this earth.

bennyboy · (This post was last modified: June 29, 2015 at 7:00 pm by bennyboy.)

(June 29, 2015 at 11:53 am)whateverist Wrote: I used to feel the same way. But when I realized I was at least long enough to part her inner labia and rub against her clit I knew why I was put on this earth.

Clit rubbing makes baby Jesus cry, and anyway you are judging sexual prowess wrongly. The correct formula is:

penis length * thrusts/minute * friction coefficient * total time = total damage done to "dat ass doe"

Obviously, you can't control your penis length, but if you skip foreplay, you can ensure sufficiently high friction, and the discomfort will likely increase your ability to go at least 40 minutes without stopping to communicate.

Once you have succeeded in causing maximal tissue damage, you must then proudly shout, "Am I insignificant NOW?! What's my name? What's my NAME!?" thereby proving that you do, in fact, exist. If possible, bring a microphone into the bedroom with you, so you can drop it in dramatic fashion before striding away like the boss you've proven yourself to be.

KUSA · June 29, 2015 at 9:09 pm

(June 29, 2015 at 6:52 pm)bennyboy Wrote: Clit rubbing makes baby Jesus cry

No. This makes baby Jesus cry.
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bennyboy · June 29, 2015 at 9:43 pm

(June 29, 2015 at 9:09 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(June 29, 2015 at 6:52 pm)bennyboy Wrote: Clit rubbing makes baby Jesus cry

No. This makes baby Jesus cry.

I dunno. A "fisher of men" might like this.

Fidel_Castronaut · June 30, 2015 at 6:48 am

(June 28, 2015 at 1:33 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 12:09 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Insignificant ?!?!?!?!?!

Piffle, you twits, piffle I say !!!

What of kudos and post count here ??

Huh? Got you there, don't I !!!

AF kicks ass throughout the multiverse of folded tertiary ducted continua !!!

Not really. If I died today, nobody here would even know it. Someone might wonder why I quit posting but soon I would not be thought of in the slightest bit.

I will always remember you, Kusa.

**Napoléon** · June 30, 2015 at 7:19 am

(June 27, 2015 at 11:56 pm)popsthebuilder Wrote: Indiference is waste and chaos.

I've got news for you mate. The universe is waste and chaos.

popsthebuilder · June 30, 2015 at 7:33 am

Exactly.

Proof that chaos is a naturally occurring phenomena.

Thanks.

**Napoléon** · June 30, 2015 at 7:41 am

(June 30, 2015 at 7:33 am)popsthebuilder Wrote: Exactly.

Proof that chaos is a naturally occurring phenomena.

What was your point exactly?

popsthebuilder · (This post was last modified: June 30, 2015 at 7:44 am by popsthebuilder.)

You said you brought news. I say it was in yesterdays paper.

I was agreeing with your previous post.

I was simply thanking you for backing up part of my explanation regardless of if it was intentional or not.

**Napoléon** · (This post was last modified: June 30, 2015 at 7:49 am by Napoléon.)

(June 30, 2015 at 7:42 am)popsthebuilder Wrote: You said you brought news. I say it was in yesterdays paper.

I was agreeing with your previous post.

I was simply thanking you for backing up part of my explanation regardless of if it was intentional or not.

I don't get your original point though. I thought you were implying indifference was a negative, or not natural. Or at the very least disagreeing with the sentiment in the OP. Especially with the no offence part of your first post.

How exactly does this:

Quote:Indiference is waste and chaos.

Pertain to this:

Quote:There is real passion for life if you put real effort into life. No offence

I made my response because I was pointing out that chaos and waste are themes of the universe. In that sense OP is bang on, but your response seemed to contradict it?

Meh, maybe I just misinterpreted. Think I need a cup of coffee.

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