Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF

[Thumpalumpacus]

I like Papa John's.

Gosh, I hate their sauce ... so sweet it tastes like they're dumping brown sugar in it.

A pizza sauce should be tangy, not cloying.

[ignoramus]

Calzone is the quantum equivalent of pizza.
One that has been folded through time.

You've clearly never had a 'boli.

Nah, not allowed . The doctor's put me on antiboli.

[Jackalope]

I'd get a second opinion.

[LastPoet]

This thread is making me hungry.

[NoraBrimstone]

This thread is amazing. I fucking LOVE Papa John's UK. I pour that special garlic sauce over my pizza in place of cheese and it's Da Bomb.

[SteelCurtain]

PIZZA PSALMS 4:20-29 (KJV)

20 Yea, verily, the Boru should receive our pity, for he knows not what he does. 21 Thy apple of pine, sweet thou art, shall be served with salted cured meats only 22 ham, prosciutto, bacon, salami, and pepperoni only. 23 Forgive the hipsters who bought thine favorite pizza joint and refuseth to serve this delectable topping, for they know not what they do, and are addled from excessive consumption of PBR. 24 For thou knowest that five tastes there are. 25 Sour, sweet, salty, spicy and umami, each in it's proper proportion. 26 Thine that shun the briny anchovy, a pox upon thee, for verily doth this condiment bringeth much flavor when used sparingly. 27 Thin crust before thick, for in all things, moderation and balance must be thine goal. 28 Thine toppings shall number one to four, no more, no less. 28 A nine topping combination? 29 Art though nuts?

Verse 28 was a later addition.

[Aroura]

~covers face in shame~ Ok, reading this thread made me admit it! I'm a pizza heretic too! I don't like pizza....unless it's one of those greek ones with NO tomato sauce, instead pesto, feta cheese, calamta olives and roasted lamb, or artichoke hearts and and roasted red potatoes. Yum.

But I know from experience most people don't even consider those things to be '"True" pizza, and you sure can't get anything worth eating from Domino's, Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns. Yuck.

Sometimes I eat Dominos, just to make my husband happy, but I'm crying on the inside the whole time.

[Longhorn]

What was that?.....

[c172]

I'm down with pesto sauce. As long as there's some kind of sauce. Otherwise, it's like a flatbread. And those are fine, too, but I don't consider them actualpizza, regardless of toppings.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I think I'll make a coupla pies tonight, one vegetarian, one with some italian sausage I have in the freezer, and other toppings. Will post pics in this or my pizza thread.