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Do you M&Minize?
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 (June 30, 2015 at 10:22 pm)c172 Wrote: I just bought a 5 lb. bag of peanut butter M&M's yesterday, and I am halfway through. (Can I be arrested for pancreas abuse?) I'm just having at it. No special arrangements. Jus dump a bunch in tupperware. I will say they have a lot of deformities, though. Damn, just reading that made my pancreas hurt !! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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July 1, 2015 at 12:04 am
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(June 30, 2015 at 9:41 pm)Exian Wrote: M&Ms are my favorite candy. Can't say I've ever eaten them this way though. Peanut M&Ms are my most favorite, followed by classic, followed by nothing, because those are the only ones I'll recognize as M&Ms. How dare you commit blaspheme in my thread!! Everyone knows peanut butter M&Ms are the best!!! Now, if you want to dump all over pretzel M&Ms, I'm totally with you. Quote:Is this a thing or did you make it up? The word "M&Minize" is what my family has always called eating M&Ms in a particular way. My sister has a similar method to mine, including the "must eat one on each side of the mouth, or bite one in half and eat half on each side of the mouth" rule. I can't remember my mom's M&Minizing protocol but it's not as extensive. I did once explain my method to some coworkers who all looked at me like I was nuts, so M&Minizing hasn't swept the country or anything. But I know people I'm not related to who M&Minize to a similar degree that I do. (June 30, 2015 at 10:06 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: I arrange mine similar but the light brown goes prior to red and the dark brown prior to that. I eat from the rows with the most quantity and from dark brown to blue. So if one row has more than any other, that will be the first one I eat from. If two or more are tied for the most, I will eat from those from the red end to the blue. Eventually, all rows will have an equal number. Where are you getting tan M&Ms?? Those haven't been around since the 1990s, have they?? They replaced tan with blue. Quote:I have to say that the quality control is so piss-poor that there are never equal amounts of each color. It really pisses me off when there is a whole bunch of brown and only one or two blues. I have a lesser sub-rule that states that when an M&M is especially deformed, the shell is damaged, the whole M&M is broken or smashed or there are noticeable deviations in size or appearance from the average, that M&M must either be immediately eaten or it must be the first eaten once columnized in a rainbow, depending on the severity of its deviation. Can't be havin' no weirdness with my M&Ms. (June 30, 2015 at 10:22 pm)c172 Wrote: I just bought a 5 lb. bag of peanut butter M&M's yesterday, and I am halfway through. (Can I be arrested for pancreas abuse?) I'm just having at it. No special arrangements. Jus dump a bunch in tupperware. I will say they have a lot of deformities, though. I don't. Tan sucked balls. It was an ugly, unappetizing color, and replacing it with blue was an improvement to the brand. Now we need a purple and all will be well. And, dude, slow it down. Even I, a connoisseur of the peanut butter M&M, am getting sick thinking of 2 1/2 pounds of M&Ms in my belly.... 
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I guess it's been awhile (but not as far back as the 90s) since I ate M & Ms. I've lost my sweet tooth as I've aged. I didn't even know the tan ones were gone.
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July 1, 2015 at 3:19 am
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July 1, 2015 at 3:35 am
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Aaaalex, the small letters are supposed to be alphabetized separately!! It's going to bother me forever :c
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July 1, 2015 at 3:39 am
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(July 1, 2015 at 3:35 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Aaaalex, the small letter are supposed to be alphabetized separately!! It's going to bother me forever :cOh No, it's not sorted according to ASCII code. What *should* have also bothered you is that the ! and ' were at the end...Ninja'd it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
That's so much better.... how purdy
I like how the I looks like a lower case l but even if it was a lower case l it would still be in alphabetical order RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 1, 2015 at 4:01 am
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(July 1, 2015 at 3:54 am)Neimenovic Wrote: That's so much better.... how purdy Fuuuuuu I'm too stupid to count. Sry now it's less purdy.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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