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Ha, huh because.... Science says so!
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Ha, huh because.... Science says so!
The bible says it.

You 'good' people doubt it.

Science proves it.

http://www.nature.com/news/four-legged-f...st-1.18050


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RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so!
Fossils are lies planted by Satan to test our faith. I don't know why you'd give them any credence.
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(July 23, 2015 at 10:17 pm)Drich Wrote: The bible says it.

You 'good' people doubt it.

Science proves it.

http://www.nature.com/news/four-legged-f...st-1.18050


Sleepy

The idea that snakes used to have legs is not a new concept. Many species of snakes still have vestigial remnants of the limbs their ancestors used to have.

Oh wait, are you trying to say this proves your story about your Gaud taking the limbs from snakes as punishment? That I would deny.

First off, you would need to prove that snakes still had these limbs at the dawn of human history, or at least whenever the "Eden" story is supposed to have taken place. Then you'd have to prove that all snakes stopped having limbs at around the exact same time in history, and it would have to be after the earliest humans showed up, at least. Then it would probably help to be able to prove that these things could talk. If you're suggesting that one snake only talked because of Satan's magic, then you'd have to prove that Satan exists, and/or that it's possible to make snakes talk with magic. Good luck.

So yeah...while it does seem that this fossil is re-sculpting how we think about the evolution of snakes, it in no way proves that Gaud took the legs from snakes because Satan happened to use one for an evil deed one time.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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Did it talk to "Eve," asshole?
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(July 23, 2015 at 10:26 pm)ORedbeard The Pink Wrote:
(July 23, 2015 at 10:17 pm)Drich Wrote: The bible says it.

You 'good' people doubt it.

Science proves it.

http://www.nature.com/news/four-legged-f...st-1.18050


Sleepy

The idea that snakes used to have legs is not a new concept. Many species of snakes still have vestigial remnants of the limbs their ancestors used to have.

Oh wait, are you trying to say this proves your story about your Gaud taking the limbs from snakes as punishment? That I would deny.

First off, you would need to prove that snakes still had these limbs at the dawn of human history, or at least whenever the "Eden" story is supposed to have taken place. Then you'd have to prove that all snakes stopped having limbs at around the exact same time in history, and it would have to be after the earliest humans showed up, at least. Then it would probably help to be able to prove that these things could talk. If you're suggesting that one snake only talked because of Satan's magic, then you'd have to prove that Satan exists, and/or that it's possible to make snakes talk with magic. Good luck.

So yeah...while it does seem that this fossil is re-sculpting how we think about the evolution of snakes, it in no way proves that Gaud took the legs from snakes because Satan happened to use one for an evil deed one time.

Ah, no.

All this story does for me is to poop on those who I've argued in the past who claim snakes never had legs therefore the story of the legged snake in the garden is yet another 'proof' that the Genesis account is false. That's it that's all.

This is just one more piece of a greater puzzle.
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(July 23, 2015 at 10:32 pm)PMinimalist Wrote: Did it talk to "Eve," asshole?

No, smarty. That snake and all the other ones after where cursed to crawl on their Bellys... Doi
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(July 23, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Drich Wrote: Ah, no.

All this story does for me is to poop on those who I've argued in the past who claim snakes never had legs therefore the story of the legged snake in the garden is yet another 'proof' that the Genesis account is false. That's it that's all.

This is just one more piece of a greater puzzle.

I see. Well, I can't account for other people not knowing shit about snakes, and this also doesn't really help your argument that much without the other proofs I mentioned. Otherwise, it's a cheap "I told you so" and basically nothing else.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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Quote:The creature’s limbs were probably not used for locomotion, the researchers say, but rather for grasping prey, or perhaps for holding on to mating partners.

Was the serpent in the bible walking around?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so!
(July 23, 2015 at 10:17 pm)Drich Wrote: The bible says it.

You 'good' people doubt it.

Science proves it.

http://www.nature.com/news/four-legged-f...st-1.18050


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So when they back up something you agree with, fossils weren't planted by satan to confuse us?

Huh
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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