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Holy church of Cochen Bahls

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Holy church of Cochen Bahls
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:51 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 1:50 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 1:39 pm)Spooky Wrote: What are the services like?

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Well then  Worship
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:52 pm
I'm a wafflist and I find this thread offensive
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 3:58 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 1:52 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I'm a wafflist and I find this thread offensive

i am accepting of your beliefs and i will not challenge them. Because that is being a good Cochen Bahls follower does.
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 4:02 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 3:58 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 1:52 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I'm a wafflist and I find this thread offensive

i am accepting of your beliefs and i will not challenge them. Because that is being a good Cochen Bahls follower does.

Pshhh. Convert, blasphemer!! Angry
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 5:34 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 4:02 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 3:58 pm)dyresand Wrote: i am accepting of your beliefs and i will not challenge them. Because that is being a good Cochen Bahls follower does.

Pshhh. Convert, blasphemer!! Angry

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with you my waffle with syrup none of the aunt aunt jemima but real Canadian maple syrup.
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 5:53 pm
What's the symbol of this new religion?

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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 7:44 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 5:53 pm)Beccs Wrote: What's the symbol of this new religion?

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Again it's a phallic image with two balls a shaft and a head. The worshipers walk up to the statue and give it a good tugging  Tongue
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Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 8:08 pm
Can we have Holey Cumunion?
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 8:29 pm
Who needs to tug a symbol when you can have the real thing?

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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 9:47 pm
And His Noodliness did weep.
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