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God's Ass
#91
RE: God's Ass
(August 11, 2015 at 6:43 am)Brakeman Wrote: So to summarize, Moses didn't know who the hell he was talking about when he was describing god in his story. Sometimes he was talking about jesus, sometimes he was talking about god. God kept the correct information from him as he inspired the Pentateuch.
Moses was a god himself.  Shouldn't gods know other gods?
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#92
RE: God's Ass
(August 11, 2015 at 6:32 am)Godschild Wrote: You're right they heard the footsteps of God, God the Son.

Oh, come on! That's mental acrobatics to make ends meet again. Also, they're all the same. Otherwise the trinity doesn't work and we're back to politheism.

Quote:And he said to him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Jacob.” Then he said, “Your name shall no longer be called Jacob, but Israel, for you have striven with God and with men, and have prevailed.” Then Jacob asked him, “Please tell me your name.” But he said, “Why is it that you ask my name?” And there he blessed him. So Jacob called the name of the place Peniel, saying, “For I have seen God face to face, and yet my life has been delivered.”

And who was that then, in your vivid imagination?
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#93
RE: God's Ass
(August 11, 2015 at 5:32 am)Godschild Wrote:
(August 10, 2015 at 10:05 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: You spin me right 'round, GC right 'round like a record, GC right 'round, GC right 'round... [Image: 3d_smiley_3.gif]

And of coarse still no answer, actually there's nothing, emptiness, void, vacuum and on and on and on with nothingness.

GC

While I stand in awe of the honesty in your self description, you seem to have missed the point that I was pointing out that, as usual, all you have is spin.
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#94
RE: God's Ass
(August 11, 2015 at 6:43 am)Brakeman Wrote: So to summarize, Moses didn't know who the hell he was talking about when he was describing god in his story. Sometimes he was talking about jesus, sometimes he was talking about god. God kept the correct information from him as he inspired the Pentateuch.

But GC knows better than Moses and Jacob, because reasons.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#95
RE: God's Ass
(August 5, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Ok, dis gon b tricky.

GC, would you be so kind and explain how 'god talked with Moses FACE TO FACE' doesn't mean god talked with Moses face to face?

I mean, I'm not the smartest panda in the room, but it seems a teeensy weensy little itty bitty tad contradictory, if you think about it

Verbally, God seldom did this, verbally as friends use to do, now they text not, see each other for months.

GC

So, do you call a telephone conversation "face to face"?

Exactly how much of a semi-literate dolt are you?

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#96
RE: God's Ass
(August 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Exactly how much of a semi-literate dolt are you?

Two and a half, from where I'm standing
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