(August 12, 2015 at 10:35 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:He's singing and crouches down low to the floor in some tight-ass pants. His junk suddenly flops out. It doesn't spring out, catch my drift? (There's no reason for it to, he's just singing a song). It just falls out, kind of noodley-like. The gif is what makes it look bad because he seems to lean forward little just after the exposure and it repeats the image almost like a loop. That makes it look as if he's some random perv on a subway dancing around just to make his junk wiggle. I promise you didn't miss anything tantalizing!(August 12, 2015 at 9:56 pm)Thena323 Wrote: You would not want to see this! The gif makes it look like a cow's udder, popping up and down. Disturbing.
But naked Lenny Kravitz!
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Oh well no sexy fun time!
 (August 12, 2015 at 9:49 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: No fair I never get to see anything! Damn damn double damn!!!Man, someone needs to come up with a braille picture app.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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August 13, 2015 at 8:47 am
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(August 12, 2015 at 9:53 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Why did lead me to this...do you just hate me? I just ate dammit! Ughhh.Just think of it as a really nice pepper mill. Imagine twisting it!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
He made it so I can finally stop wondering.
Thank you, Lenny... or Lenny's manager.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
I gotta say, I'm happy that he isn't porn-hung. Up 'til now, everyone who has had their picture "leaked" have had giant ass porn dongs.
...except Jude Law, he's not even regular hung.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  RE: lenny kravitz junk youtube
August 13, 2015 at 3:32 pm
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(August 13, 2015 at 2:30 pm)Exian Wrote: I gotta say, I'm happy that he isn't porn-hung. Up 'til now, everyone who has had their picture "leaked" have had giant ass porn dongs. It looked a reasonable size, although I'm really not a fan of big penii personally. Lenny is still an insanely attractive man for his age
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie (August 13, 2015 at 2:30 pm)Exian Wrote: I gotta say, I'm happy that he isn't porn-hung. Up 'til now, everyone who has had their picture "leaked" have had giant ass porn dongs. Dude... his peen is fine; in fact, I'd rather see that coming at me than anything much bigger. I dated this one guy years ago, and when we were ready to do the deed, he took his pants off, and I said, "what exactly would you like me to do with that?" We didn't last much longer because yeeeeouch!
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
Had the exact same experience. Not only too big, but absolutely shit in bed, no game whatsoever.
No, bigger isn't better.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie |
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