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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 9:23 pm
(September 30, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Losty Wrote: Lol you guys have that show? Ahaha love it.

Have it? Lady, we invented it!

(September 30, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Losty Wrote: What about Pat?  I've only seen it in Spanish because it's on cb beebies. Pat el Caretero y su gato Jess. Do you know that??

Postman Pat is one of our greatest philosophers. Which probably says a lot about us, actually.



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 9:28 pm
I love that show.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 9:32 pm
I'll stock up on the DVDs for you. Gotta keep you entertained in the dungeon somehow.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 10:12 pm
Lol I'm sure you can entertain me in other ways while I'm in the dungeon Wink
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 10:15 pm
Well, I'll try my... hardest. Then when I've got my breath back, I'll try again.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
October 1, 2015 at 12:52 am
(September 30, 2015 at 2:43 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(September 30, 2015 at 9:11 am)Randy Carson Wrote: The rapture, along with the false doctrines of sola scriptura and sola fide, are relatively modern Protestant heresies.

If you're interested, prof, I can show you why Catholicism is the one, true Church that Jesus founded.

Perhaps it's time to come home.

Brace yourselves! The great battle of bullshit is about to begin...

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RE: Rapture September 2015
October 1, 2015 at 6:58 am (This post was last modified: October 1, 2015 at 7:01 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
(September 30, 2015 at 9:11 am)Randy Carson Wrote:
(September 29, 2015 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything.
All is well with me.

The rapture, along with the false doctrines of sola scriptura and sola fide, are relatively modern Protestant heresies.

If you're interested, prof, I can show you why Catholicism is the one, true Church that Jesus founded.

Perhaps it's time to come home.


Yeah, yeah, its a big money making scheme devised by religious con men to exploit the blah-blah-de-blah-de-blahblahblah. 
Heard it all before, the media I consume told me all about how the media I don't consume is waging this War on Rapture, it's a war you won't win.
If you want be cold and cynical, do it away from the normal people who actually enjoy life and want to celebrate the season of reckoning. 

I'd wish you a Merry Rapture, but you'd probably accuse me of being "insensitive to the Norse people" just because I didn't mention Ragnarok or whatever
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