Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 30, 2026, 10:56 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Dear Resident Theists
#1
Dear Resident Theists
I've asked this from several people multiple times, and never got an answer. Needles to say my curiosity remains unsatisfied.

So would any of you, nice, pretty, tasty god fearing men and women be so kind and present to me, step by step, your line of reasoning in going through this progression:

First cause
V
deistic deity
V
Theistic god
V
abrahamic god
V
your particular abrahamic god
V
your particular denomination's god
V
your personal version of this god

Really, really pretty please? ._.

(I realize that the last two may be the same thing depending on the circumstances, so feel free to merge them if you like)
Reply
#2
RE: Dear Resident Theists
I wonna see the reasoning to this.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Reply
#3
RE: Dear Resident Theists
The answer will be geographically adjusted.... i.e., 'jesus' or 'allah' or whatever the fuck.
Reply
#4
RE: Dear Resident Theists
[Image: UnderpantsGnomesPlan.jpg]
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Reply
#5
RE: Dear Resident Theists
They aren't going to bite. They've got nothing.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
Reply
#6
RE: Dear Resident Theists
(August 14, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Pizza Wrote: They aren't going to bite. They've got nothing.

That's really the problem though, they never have anything, they just pretend they have something, but when cornered, they curl up into a little  ball and suck on their collective thumbs.  It's really pathetic.
There is nothing demonstrably true that religion can provide mankind that cannot be achieved as well or better through secular means.
Bitch at my blog! Follow me on Twitter! Subscribe to my YouTube channel!
Reply
#7
RE: Dear Resident Theists
Hence the definition of "faith" - pretending to know what you don't actually know.

I'm having a crisis of faith! I'm having a crisis of pretending to know what I don't actually know! (Thank you Manual for Creating Atheists.)
Reply
#8
RE: Dear Resident Theists
(August 14, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Pizza Wrote: They aren't going to bite. They've got nothing.

Or they'll say 'my god is the exact same God as everyone else of my [denomination]/[religion]', despite the fact that you can literally paste examples of them disagreeing on this very forum allone.
Love atheistforums.org? Consider becoming a patreon and helping towards our server costs.

[Image: 146748944129044_zpsomrzyn3d.gif]
Reply
#9
RE: Dear Resident Theists
I'm tired of waiting. Taking my obligatory old fart nap now.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Reply
#10
RE: Dear Resident Theists
(August 14, 2015 at 1:41 pm)Pandæmonium Wrote:
(August 14, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Pizza Wrote: They aren't going to bite. They've got nothing.

Or they'll say 'my god is the exact same God as everyone else of my [denomination]/[religion]', despite the fact that you can literally paste examples of them disagreeing on this very forum allone.
I remember having that problem in my irreligious theism vs religious theism thread.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Theists, provide your arguments for God. Disagreeable 41 10742 August 9, 2024 at 12:22 pm
Last Post: Ferrocyanide
  Serious question about thoughts on theists Kingpin 118 31230 May 18, 2023 at 2:44 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Theists: What is your stance on evolution? Agnostic1 118 30362 March 27, 2022 at 8:48 pm
Last Post: The Architect Of Fate
  Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? ignoramus 75 40502 March 5, 2021 at 6:49 am
Last Post: awty
  If artificial super intelligence erases humans, will theists see this as God's plan? Face2face 24 10646 March 5, 2021 at 6:40 am
Last Post: awty
  Am I right to assume, that theists cannot prove that I am not god? Vast Vision 116 60691 March 5, 2021 at 6:39 am
Last Post: awty
  Is God weaker than theists imagine, and is mankind stronger? invalid 6 3964 March 5, 2021 at 6:38 am
Last Post: awty
  Theists: how do you account for psychopaths? robvalue 288 92272 March 5, 2021 at 6:37 am
Last Post: awty
  Theists: What do you mean when you say that God is 'perfect'? Angrboda 103 41300 March 5, 2021 at 6:35 am
Last Post: awty
  Active theists represent Paraselene 10 2511 October 10, 2020 at 8:28 pm
Last Post: Fireball



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)