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Anti-christ?
RE: Anti-christ?
Hey Professor, good to hear your stories again.
Don't forget to fly in and give me the heads up after the rapture.
Hope the family is doing well.
Still a hoon? :-)
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Rexbec,
Why would anyone look for pics of the other women being pregnant?
Their husbands never had reports of homo relations, no choir directors killed, no Larry Sinclare blow jobs, no rainbow lights on the white house...no blue dress bulge....on and on.

I gave one prediction of the Rapture last year here, other than that I have looked at several times since 1992.
I do feel bad to have been a year early in posting it for you guys, but to compensate for that, at least you have a pile of info about the antichrist since then.

Little Lunch,
I have heard some of us are coming back.
Seems right to me (I even volunteered) since CERN intends to be opening a portal to release the fallen angels bound down below.
 "As it was in the days of Noah" includes these evil creatures.
Everything is fine, other than being saddened at learning of the horrors of the tribulation which is dead ahead.
What is a Hoon?

Not mafia,
It is very easy to join Satan's organization, all he requires is loyalty, there are lots of ways leading to him, you could walk the steps of Freemasonry, become a member of ISIS, go the way of Beyonce' and her Satanist husband or Miley Cyrus.
Maybe try to get into the Jesuit order. 
Then there is the occult, people get in there looking for power, they get some and then find out they they are demon possessed.
You could become a guard at one of the FEMA extermination camps which will be operating under the direction of O and the UN (the planned population reduction scheme).
I guess they will be called "Sanctuary centers" to lure people in.
There are so many ways, it is like the song "Stairway to heaven's lyrics- "Now there's two roads you can go by- it's not too late to change your mind.."
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A hoon is someone who likes to drive fast.
I think Ignoramus is probably a hoon.
I know I am. :-)
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(August 20, 2015 at 9:19 am)professor Wrote: Not mafia,
It is very easy to join Satan's organization, all he requires is loyalty, there are lots of ways leading to him, you could walk the steps of Freemasonry, become a member of ISIS, go the way of Beyonce' and her Satanist husband or Miley Cyrus.
Maybe try to get into the Jesuit order. 
Then there is the occult, people get in there looking for power, they get some and then find out they they are demon possessed.
You could become a guard at one of the FEMA extermination camps which will be operating under the direction of O and the UN (the planned population reduction scheme).
I guess they will be called "Sanctuary centers" to lure people in.

Thanks.

I'm a woman so can't join the Freemasons and it would not be advisable to join ISIS. I don't really know anything about Beyonce or Miley Cyrus or know of any local Jesuits. I was into the occult in my early twenties (Golden Dawn type stuff) but nothing happened except I creeped out my flatmates.

I fancy becoming a guard at a FEMA extermination camp though. I can imagine myself testing people seeing whether they are worthy of staying alive and then deciding they aren't for some arbitrary reason beyond their control. I might work in a benefits office in the meantime to get some relevant work experience. There's a lot of opportunities for people like me in the UK right now.
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Prof thinks the Freemasons are Satanic? Wow...I bet he's never been in the same room with a Freemason in his life. My father is a Past-Master and has been a Freemason for Gaud knows how long, and he's one of the most Christian men I know (being a Presbyterian Minister and all). Then again, Prof probably thinks Presbyterians are Satanists too.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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(August 20, 2015 at 10:09 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Prof thinks the Freemasons are Satanic? Wow...I bet he's never been in the same room with a Freemason in his life. My father is a Past-Master and has been a Freemason for Gaud knows how long, and he's one of the most Christian men I know (being a Presbyterian Minister and all). Then again, Prof probably thinks Presbyterians are Satanists too.


Prof has the classic Dan Brown mix of conspiracy theories. The Freemasons, the Jesuits. I'm sure the illuminati play some role too.

Funnily enough the Freemasons are often in the threat mix of delusional morons. But in truth they're just a boring exclusive debating club with a funny dresscode.
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Prof isn't a true paranoid conspiracy theorist because he never mentioned Common Purpose in his list.
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(August 20, 2015 at 9:19 am)professor Wrote: Rexbec,
Why would anyone look for pics of the other women being pregnant?
Their husbands never had reports of homo relations, no choir directors killed, no Larry Sinclare blow jobs, no rainbow lights on the white house...no blue dress bulge....on and on.

It doesn't matter why anyone would look for them, it only matters that they should be really easy to find, like you assert that pregnant photos of Michelle Obama should be really easy to find.

So, can you please post them now? They have to be really easy to find.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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(August 20, 2015 at 9:29 am)Little lunch Wrote: A hoon is someone who likes to drive fast.
I think Ignoramus is probably a hoon.
I know I am. :-)

This is also a Hoon:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(August 20, 2015 at 11:24 am)I_am_not_mafia Wrote: Prof isn't a true paranoid conspiracy theorist because he never mentioned Common Purpose in his list.

But he's obviously a big Alex Jones fan also. Noone else spews that first tranny bullshit about Michelle Obama. And Prof is one of the brain donors believing it. It seems to coincide with some cabalistic bible shitpile the Armageddon fanclub cooked up. Although I have to admit to not being an expert on that field.
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