Fusillianism

[Pyrrho]

DIE, BLASPHEMER!!! ONLY THE LEFT TURNING FUSSILI SHOW THE PATH TO ETERNAL WISDOM!!@

You are looking at it upside down.  Turn it over, and you will see the Truth.

[Pyrrho]

instead of a beer volcano

Heresy!

There is still all the beer you can drink.  And all the beer you can spill on the floor, on your hair, on your friends, etc.  There is no limit to the beer.  And there are all kinds of beer (ales, lagers, stouts, etc.), not just one coming out of a volcano.

There is no less beer in the Reformed Church; it is just in a different container.

[Jackalope]

Heresy!

There is still all the beer you can drink.  And all the beer you can spill on the floor, on your hair, on your friends, etc.  There is no limit to the beer.  And there are all kinds of beer (ales, lagers, stouts, etc.), not just one coming out of a volcano.

There is no less beer in the Reformed Church; it is just in a different container.

His Noodliness weeps for you.

[Pyrrho]

Whilst I recognise the pleasant texture and experience that the eating of fusilli can bring, I do not think this is the path to the eternal glory and endless clunge that His Benoodled Excellence provides. I am sure in His infinite benevolence, however, he will show you the mercy and forgiveness that befits his nature.
Though you might only get the three-star hookers for the first 6 months of your stay in eternal paradise, before your membership is upgraded.

Spaghetti is not to be taken literally in the Church of the FSM; it represents all forms of pasta.  And, indeed, in the Reformed Church, as stated in the original post, "we recognize all forms of pasta as true paths to enlightenment."  You may consume any form of pasta you wish, and your body will absorb His Noodly Goodness.

[Pyrrho]

The corkscrew-shaped pasta is just too fine-tuned to not have been created by the flying spaghetti monster. There has to be a higher spaghetti power out there somewhere.

You, my friend, seem unaware of the higher truth that all forms of pasta are true pasta.  His Noodly Goodness cannot be confined or defined by one shape alone.  It is a limitation on human understanding that requires us to imagine His Noodliness in one form at a time.  There is salvation in all shapes of pasta.

[Minimalist]

Spaghetti is not to be taken literally in the Church of the FSM; it represents all forms of pasta.

Is that like "any manufacturer of dairy products?"

[Pyrrho]

Spaghetti is not to be taken literally in the Church of the FSM; it represents all forms of pasta.

Is that like "any manufacturer of dairy products?"

Yes.  You seem to have a very keen understanding of True Religion.

[Minimalist]

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[Minimalist]

Indeed....




I do.

But the FSM tastes good and goes great with a nice chianti.

[robvalue]

I agree with everything, except for the corkscrew on the pasta. It should go the other way round. Yours is twisting towards delicate spiritual guidance, whereas it should be twisting towards the encircling embracing fourth eye of inner delicious wonder sauce.