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First Jesus on bread and now this...
#1
First Jesus on bread and now this...
Edit: Link should work now.
Message from Allah found on an egg

And it just so happens this message ends up in the home of people who already believe. Wouldn't it have been better for that message to have turn up in the home of a dirty Kathir like me? Allah is really incompetent.

What will it take to see a cool message in/on my food?

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#2
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
The page in your link isn't showing up for me.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#3
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
Link doesn't work.

But it reminds me of....



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#4
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
(September 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: The page in your link isn't showing up for me.

Here you go:
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Messag...story.html

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#5
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
So if you make an omelette will it shape itself into Muhammad giving Jesus a rim job?
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#6
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
(September 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: So if you make an omelette will it shape itself into Muhammad giving Jesus a rim job?

*Uneasily reflects on that meal at Waffle House last month*
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
(September 2, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: So if you make an omelette will it shape itself into Muhammad giving Jesus a rim job?

I'd pay to watch.

Woot!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#8
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
Okay, I'm convinced.

I'm going burka shopping this afternoon.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#9
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
Same as with the trees. All I see is vagina.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#10
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
Me too. And I didn't even click the link. I always see vagina.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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