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Personal relationships with deities

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Personal relationships with deities
Losty Offline
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RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(January 3, 2016 at 1:00 pm)Losty Wrote: I love you

Soulmates that will never be together. Sad

It's because I don't have a soul Devil
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#532
RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 1:23 pm (This post was last modified: January 3, 2016 at 1:24 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
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#533
RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 1:28 pm
None of us have souls. We're really just Dementors traveling around looking to suck the happy out of people.
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#534
RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 1:32 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm)Losty Wrote:
(January 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Soulmates that will never be together. Sad

It's because I don't have a soul Devil

Ok I guess I don't love your soul but love the program you chosen to become generated by your mind/body/life. That or maybe I just love you for your body.

So we're programmates that will never be together. Still hurts. Sad
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RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 1:35 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 1:32 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(January 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm)Losty Wrote: It's because I don't have a soul Devil

Ok I guess I don't love your soul but love the program you chosen to become generated by your mind/body/life. That or maybe I just love you for your body.

So we're programmates that will never be together. Still hurts. Sad

I blame the dark forces
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RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 1:36 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 1:35 pm)Losty Wrote: I blame the dark forces


Me too.  Heart
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#537
RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 7:55 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm)Losty Wrote:
(January 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Soulmates that will never be together. Sad

It's because I don't have a soul Devil

Your soul. I haz it. I eated it.
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#538
RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 9:36 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm)Losty Wrote:
(January 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Soulmates that will never be together. Sad

It's because I don't have a soul Devil

Sold yours too?  They don't even go for as much as the mayonnaise.
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RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 9:36 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: They don't even go for as much as the mayonnaise.

So it seems.
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RE: Personal relationships with deities
January 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
Turtle Mayo is invaluable, definitely worth more than a million human souls.
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