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There's no way I'm the only one who....
#1
There's no way I'm the only one who....
...does what, exactly? Anything you've done or currently do that's:

Odd/unusual
ass-backwards
A little gross 
common-senseless
careless
Unnecessarily dangerous and foolhardy
dumb
Downright freaky

By all means, explain if you must, but it's not necessary.
Chances are you're not alone...weirdo. Wink


....has been forced to blow dry a pair underwear in a mad rush before work.
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#2
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
is legitimately bad at things I have no interest at doing. Sweeping floors was a big examples at jobs. Nobody ever believed that I was just plain bad at it. heir response to me trying and failing to clean a floor was to have me do it repeatedly in the hopes that I'd get better at it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#3
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
I was just cooking and thinking about starting a "Do you have Quirks" thread. Way to go Thena. Now, get out of my head please.

I save the water left over from boiling asparagus and drink it the next day. (some in the fridge cooling now)
All the folding money in my wallet has to be in numerical order.
The TV's with number volume indicators always have to be turned to an odd number.
When I used to have zits the contents were saved on the mirror to dry.
Can only use a Pilot G2 black pen to sign documents or write checks (yes, old farts still use checks).
The window blind chords can never be tangled.
I always wear my underwear inside out.
Other than a hand shake, I don't like being touched by strangers. Getting a haircut is very irritating, especially when I get a chatty stylist.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#4
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
(September 17, 2015 at 8:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I was just cooking and thinking about starting a "Do you have Quirks" thread. Way to go Thena. Now, get out of my head please.

I save the water left over from boiling asparagus and drink it the next day. (some in the fridge cooling now)
All the folding money in my wallet has to be in numerical order.
The TV's with number volume indicators  always have to be turned to an odd number.
When I used to have zits the contents were saved on the mirror to dry.
Can only use a Pilot G2 black pen to sign documents or write checks (yes, old farts still use checks).
The window blind chords can never be tangled.
I always wear my underwear inside out.
Other than a hand shake, I don't like being touched by strangers. Getting a haircut is very irritating, especially when I get a chatty stylist.


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#5
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
I sometimes put money in numerical order too. The only time I haven't had a chatty barber/stylist was a woman who seemed to want to give me the fastest buzz cut possible. Being chatty is just part of the job.

I have seen a number of people who don't like being touched. I like physical contact, myself, and am not shy about hugging people I've known for a bit.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#6
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
(September 17, 2015 at 9:03 pm)Chad32 Wrote: The only time I haven't had a chatty barber/stylist was a woman who seemed to want to give me the fastest buzz cut possible. Being chatty is just part of the job.
I find that a couple one word responses or grunts usually cuts the conversation, but not always.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#7
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
Of course this is coming from a guy who doesn't mind spending time talking. I'd be bored if I had to sit in utter silence while the guy trimmed my hair.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#8
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
I'm totally not the only who stops mid blow job and wiggles my boyfriend's penis around like a little dancing person! Then I sing "it's the penis show!"yay! Penis puppet!
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#9
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
At age 7 thought I could parachute off the roof with a sheet. Tied two corners to my ankles, two in my hands, then belly flop jump. Lucky for me only a 1 story house.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#10
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
(September 17, 2015 at 9:35 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I'm totally not the only who stops mid blow job and wiggles my boyfriend's penis around like a little dancing person! Then I sing "it's the penis show!"yay! Penis puppet!
I thought that show got cancelled? All of the sponsors...pulled out.
Yeow! I'm on a roll.
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