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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 3:10 pm
I'm super sleepy. Is this part of it?
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 3:19 pm
An involuntary erection?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 3:24 pm
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 3:25 pm
It's raining here, how can I waft upwards through that and not get soaked ??
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 4:34 pm
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 4:37 pm
A 15 hours workday. I just totally forgot that it's rapture day. Well, maybe the shitload landing on my desk was part of it.
Where's the prof, by the way.
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 5:19 pm
Hopefully, he's not done something drastic. Anyone checked the local grassy knolls?
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 5:24 pm
For what? Reports of a man with his head up his ass?
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 5:40 pm
Has the professor found a biblical explanation for why the raptureless rapture is nonetheless a rapture, that a rapture is better than no rapture but is really the same as no rapture, and therefore he who predicted a rapture when there was no rapture is not full of sticking biblical shit?
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