Stress Management Advice

[Edwardo Piet]

Remember to put the glass down.

Get a glass of wine instead.

But remember to put it down. Hard to keep drinking wine if you arm falls off.

[vorlon13]

or, if it is an annoying person instead of a glass of water, do like I do; stab them in the throat with a rusty screwdriver

Do you prefer a philips or slot screwdriver?  Or a more exotic type?  And what size do you recommend?  And must it be rusty?  Mine tend to be stainless steel and have no rust on them.  Do I need to get another screwdriver for this?  After all, I want to do it right.  I want my stress to be properly relieved.

I tend to use a regular flat blade, but if there is a Torx driver around, those are the most satisfying to drive home as they make a much larger ragged edged wound.
It's also fun to pretend they have neck bolts and going through the motions of tightening them will put the funniest look on their faces as they try to figure out what I'm doing in the last seconds of their life.