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Porn and Christians
RE: Porn and Christians
Bambi, the only reason the church hasn't banned sex between husband and wife is because if they banned it, then they lose the next generation of clientele! The beemers aren't gonna pay themselves off you know! If they were able to get around that aspect of reality, they would've. But I am surprised that the church doesn't tax Christians for every child born. I mean babies are God's property and the church would be collecting on his behalf, right!
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Damn. That was good.
Try cracking the fat on that one.
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(October 6, 2015 at 12:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: Bambi, the only reason the church hasn't banned sex between husband and wife is because if they banned it, then they lose the next generation of clientele! The beemers aren't gonna pay themselves off you know! If they were able to get around that aspect of reality, they would've. But I am surprised that the church doesn't tax Christians for every child born. I mean babies are God's property and the church would be collecting on his behalf, right!
I'm not Catholic brow. So I'm not part of that kind of an organized Church. I just have different views on sex because of my conscience and the Bible . I mean, come on, don't tell me you didn't feel guilty banging your girlfriend outside of wedlock? Or masturbating at some whore in a magazine?

(October 6, 2015 at 12:29 am)Losty Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 9:25 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
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(October 6, 2015 at 12:34 am)bambi_swag Wrote: What's Area 69?

Think area 51, but with nudity.
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(October 6, 2015 at 12:17 am)bambi_swag Wrote:
(October 6, 2015 at 12:13 am)Kitan Wrote: SEX IS TRANSCENDENT. ENGAGE.  NOW.  LIKE STOP READING AND DO IT.
First of all, I had a spinal injury that leaves me paralyzed waist down. My spinal cord and a lot of nerves are messed up and that includes my dick. So I am literally no longer am unable to lust and want sex with someone. But strangely, my penis erects at random in short bursts and flaps around. It's almost like my dick is demon possessed or has a mind of its own.

What business is it of yours how others enjoy sex, then? Calling people evil because they enjoy things that you don't, or can't, seems pretty ugly to me.

Have you had sex yet?

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(October 6, 2015 at 12:34 am)bambi_swag Wrote: I mean, come on, don't tell me you didn't feel guilty banging your girlfriend outside of wedlock?

No. She's my woman, I'm her man, we take care of each other. Before civilization and culture arose, do you think people got married? Were they guilty of extramarital sex for doing what is after all a perfectly natural act?

(October 6, 2015 at 12:34 am)bambi_swag Wrote: Or masturbating at some whore in a magazine?

Again, no. Who am I hurting, that I should feel guilty?

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(October 6, 2015 at 12:38 am)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(October 6, 2015 at 12:17 am)bambi_swag Wrote: First of all, I had a spinal injury that leaves me paralyzed waist down. My spinal cord and a lot of nerves are messed up and that includes my dick. So I am literally no longer am unable to lust and want sex with someone. But strangely, my penis erects at random in short bursts and flaps around. It's almost like my dick is demon possessed or has a mind of its own.

What business is it of yours how others enjoy sex, then? Calling people evil because they enjoy things that you don't, or can't, seems pretty ugly to me.

Have you had sex yet?
What business? I just had an opinion about how I view sex and I just posted it on this thread (in very nasty judgemental manner mwahaha). I didn't expect that many responses though.

And No I've not had sex. I've had close encounters and rubby-snubby episodes with a little boy and my homo-buddy is all.
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(October 6, 2015 at 12:03 am)bambi_swag Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 11:57 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Actually, my post was quoted in response to your post. I didn't respond to whatever crap you wrote at all. Your thoughts on sin and anal sex are meaningless to me...my dear.
The whole buttsex thing was a joke but I really don't see why anyone would want to have buttsex. I mean won't your dick get dirty from all the poo inside?

And what if someone farted during anal sex? I am pretty sure a little brown yuckies would be sprayed across one's dick and it would get stuck under the foreskin.

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"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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(October 6, 2015 at 12:17 am)bambi_swag Wrote:
(October 6, 2015 at 12:13 am)Kitan Wrote: SEX IS TRANSCENDENT. ENGAGE.  NOW.  LIKE STOP READING AND DO IT.
First of all, I had a spinal injury that leaves me paralyzed waist down. My spinal cord and a lot of nerves are messed up and that includes my dick. So I am literally no longer am unable to lust and want sex with someone. But strangely, my penis erects at random in short bursts and flaps around. It's almost like my dick is demon possessed or has a mind of its own.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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(October 6, 2015 at 12:44 am)bambi_swag Wrote:
(October 6, 2015 at 12:38 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: What business is it of yours how others enjoy sex, then? Calling people evil because they enjoy things that you don't, or can't, seems pretty ugly to me.

Have you had sex yet?
What business? I just had an opinion about how I view sex and I just posted it on this thread (in very nasty judgemental manner mwahaha). I didn't expect that many responses though.

And No I've not had sex. I've had close encounters and rubby-snubby episodes with a little boy and my homo-buddy is all.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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