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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 6:11 pm
(October 14, 2015 at 5:54 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: (October 14, 2015 at 11:44 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: “It was fun because I have a great luxury that I'm a professional liar — that's what a storyteller is. Or at least that’s what I try to be. It's the one socially acceptable way to completely deceive people, and that's what they want." - Neil Fallon of Clutch
Your gospel writers are storytellers.
I've been reading stories for almost half a century, but I've never read a story with more discrepancies as found in the Bible. Just think, if a biblical writer had written The Cat in the Hat, some versions would say it was raining and some would say it was snowing. The fish in the bowl would be open to interpretation as a bird in a cage. And the cat himself will have a tie rather than a hat in an age where hats are frowned upon.
Yeah, I'm relieved that the Biblical authors weren't around to fuck up some of my childhood favorites. Green Eggs and Bitter Herbs would have sucked. The boy from I Wish That I Had Duck Feet probably would have drowned in a flood. I shudder to imagine what they would have done to Brer Rabbit.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 6:41 pm
(October 14, 2015 at 4:09 pm)Evie Wrote: I'm totally up for worshiping the goddess of female orgasm. In fact I might make a few offerings every now and then 
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(October 14, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 14, 2015 at 4:09 pm)Evie Wrote: I'm totally up for worshiping the goddess of female orgasm. In fact I might make a few offerings every now and then
I've devoted my life to it; though I'm not a practising female-orgasmite at the moment.
But you are a member of the FBI
Female Body Inspector
With top classified dlearance
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 7:01 pm
(October 14, 2015 at 5:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 14, 2015 at 4:39 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: So you're a lay member.
I do like to pay lip service to it. Swing low, sweet Stimbo. I'm a true believer now. When you start speaking in tongues, you turn a girl into a holy roller.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 7:37 pm
(October 14, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 14, 2015 at 4:09 pm)Evie Wrote: I'm totally up for worshiping the goddess of female orgasm. In fact I might make a few offerings every now and then
I've devoted my life to it; though I'm not a practising female-orgasmite at the moment.
Don't feel bad. It's not your fault the temples are mobile.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 7:38 pm
Sometimes the temples even ride you.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 7:39 pm
(October 14, 2015 at 4:39 pm)Evie Wrote: I practise when able 
Yea yea I know
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 7:41 pm
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 7:43 pm
It's nice to see so many people were inspired by my gospels. Let us not forget, to be truly saved we need to have females inspiring female orgasms also.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 14, 2015 at 7:44 pm
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I'll drink to that.
*looks around for alcohol*
I'll have to make do with this lemony drink.
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