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What the bible says Hell is like
RE: What the bible says Hell is like
I never said you were joking. I said you were false.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 10:59 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Haha, yeah I've just been a lil busy but should be home for most of the day today. What's KJV mean anyway?

KJV = Kitschy Jewish Vajazzling.

King James Version
50 something scholars got together to translate the original Hebrew and Greek texts that make up the old and new testament. they took I think 7 years to translate.
I believe that God preserved His word in this book
these atheists think its as good for toilet paper but I think it contains the words for everlasting life.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 4:46 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 4:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, now I know you're a Poe. They always get too cocky and start over-egging it.

Just admit it and we can move on. C'mon; confession is supposed to be good for the soul.

Im not joking

"I am not a Poe," he squealed.
And thus with a post he sealed
My low estimation
Of his edumacation
And the truths he claimed to reveal.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 4:49 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 4:46 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: Im not joking

No, of course not. You ARE the joke.

I am a joke Im good for nothing
but I still believe that Jesus saved me from hell
Im not joking about that

(October 8, 2015 at 4:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I never said you were joking. I said you were false.

well I think you're false
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 1:24 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 1:09 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Prove it!

What? You can't? Oh, well then - Satan must be as powerful as god.

Hail Satan!

so you hate the One who loves you and you worship the one who hates you. ok

There's only one person in the entire Bible that's referred to as being hated.  And guess who does the hating?  Bonus point:  Who's the hated one?
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 4:52 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 4:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I never said you were joking. I said you were false.

well I think you're false

In what way am I false?

Because as I just said to another of your alleged happy band, great; you've found a drug that you feel works for you. But you don't get to deride others who don't happen to share your addiction. We are not untermenschen because of this difference in ideology.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
He says that there's only one Bible
That's Truth and the others are libel
Approved by King James
And commends to the flames
Other versions that are wrongly scribal.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 4:50 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: [...]
I believe that God preserved His word in this book
these atheists think its as good for toilet paper but I think it contains the words for everlasting life.

No - it's no good for wiping one's a**e either - I tried. The paper is too rough AND it's full of sh*t to begin with.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 4:55 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: He says that there's only one Bible
That's Truth and the others are libel
Approved by King James
And commends to the flames
Other versions that are wrongly scribal.

can you write a poem about Jesus' saving grace
even if you don't believe

(October 8, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 4:52 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: well I think you're false

In what way am I false?

Necause as I just said to another of your alleged happy band, great; you've found a drug that you feel works for you. But you don't get to deride others who don't happen to share your addiction. We are not untermenschen because of this difference in ideology.

You're a liar because you deny that Jesus is the Christ
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
(October 8, 2015 at 3:41 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 1:06 am)robvalue Wrote: What on earth is the point of this thread? Is this just threatening atheists with hell? Or describing exactly what kind of immoral monster God/Jesus is? We already knew that, which is why many of us wouldn't join Christianity even if it contained any truth at all.

I'll let Nonstamp handle this.

http://youtu.be/aUtSM2oVy_E

Unbelievers will have their place in the lake of fire.
Shows how moral God is (no tolerance for sin)
But God is good because while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

I pray you come to faith.
Well, if Christ died for us then we won't be going to hell, will we?  So there's no problem.
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