(October 9, 2015 at 3:05 am)Alex K Wrote: Keep the musicology coming, Stim 
Oh dear, I appear to have set myself a bar that I've no chance of matching.
To make up for it, here's a couple from that antidote to panel games "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue". The occasional Limericks round had Humph giving the first line, then each of the team members in turn delivered the rest:
As I reached for my copy of Chaucer,
I awkwardly fell on a saucer.
I started to swoon
When I noticed the spoon;
At this point, the story gets coarser.
That mythical creature the Sphinx
Is smarter than anyone thinks.
It sits there and smirks
And you don't think it works,
Then when you're not looking, it winks.
Finally, and completely randomly, I give you Spike Milligan's ultimate deconstruction:
There was a young man of Tralee,
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked, "Did it hurt?"
He replied, "Not at all,
It can do it again if it likes."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
