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Morgan Freeman... Morgan Freeman...
Edwardo Piet Away
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Morgan Freeman... Morgan Freeman...
October 11, 2015 at 9:29 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2015 at 9:30 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
To all those poor fellows who haven't seen this yet and are missing out on hearing the Truth about their True Creator:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
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RE: Morgan Freeman... Morgan Freeman...
October 11, 2015 at 9:51 pm
(October 11, 2015 at 9:29 pm)Evie Wrote: To all those poor fellows who haven't seen this yet and are missing out on hearing the Truth about their True Creator:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ

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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Morgan Freeman... Morgan Freeman...
October 11, 2015 at 9:58 pm
Only a Morgan Freeman bio would being with "...he narrated his own birth..." Big Grin
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RE: Morgan Freeman... Morgan Freeman...
October 11, 2015 at 10:18 pm
I love his voice only second to JEJ.
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RE: Morgan Freeman... Morgan Freeman...
October 12, 2015 at 12:29 am
I've imagined Morgan Freeman narrating some of the more outre porn I've watched . . .

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RE: Morgan Freeman... Morgan Freeman...
October 12, 2015 at 12:35 am (This post was last modified: October 12, 2015 at 12:36 am by Reforged.)
I heard he had various abuse allegations made against him.
Anyone know if theres any truth to that? I googled it but got nothing but creepy shit involving his step-grand daughter.
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