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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm
A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.
Signed by a doctor
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...-a-virgin/
Does anyone else find this more than a little creepy?
What is it with the religious obsession with virginity - especially female virginity?
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:26 pm
Yes, daddy, I saved my hiemen just for you all these years.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:46 pm
I wonder if dear old Dad also received a blood- and semen-stained bed sheet after the honeymoon. I mean, why not? He should get something out of it, and it's not as if the purity certificate was a scratch 'n' sniff.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:26 pm)Losty Wrote: Yes, daddy, I saved my hiemen just for you all these years.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:48 pm
Oh, that's just...incredibly unsettling on a multitude of levels :|
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2015 at 3:55 pm by JesusHChrist.)
During the transfer of title process - from owner Dad to owner Husband - I can understand the need for the property to verify via a certified professional, that the goods are in fact, intact.
Otherwise, the recipient of the property may have a cause for action; the goods were not as specified in the contract.
Pastor Dad is being cautious, and with all the devil-involvement among young folks today (and the devil music!), rightly so.
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