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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 5:53 am
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We're tough as nails, it doesn't take much to keep a kid from dying off, even outright neglect isn't, generally, enough. The only core competency required to have a kid is finding the hole. The only core competency required to raise it is to hate the sound of it's pathetic screams enough to stuff something in it's mouth. This might help to explain why we don't see much need for elaborate education or licensing schemes.
"Daddy I'm tired, Daddy I'm hungry, Daddy I'm thristy, Daddy I'm bleeding" Nut up you little leach, I'm tired of your bullshit!
(my kids have been up all night puking their guts out, btw, lol)
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 5:59 am
The modern parent instead stuffs portable technology in its hands as soon as possible, thus removing the need to ever interact with it. A new breed of socially inept ADHD technoaddicts is born.
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 6:01 am
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Used to be we gave them guns and told them to go kill something for our dinner. In the long view of things, human beings are some grimey sons-a-bitches..when you think about it. It's no surprise we're running shit on this rock. What we lack in strength or size we make up for out of sheer spite and meanness.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 6:02 am
In my day kids were not seen and not heard because they were in soundproof lockers.
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 6:07 am
Back in my day... well it was the nineties where everything seemed magical.
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 7:07 am
(November 16, 2015 at 5:53 am)Rhythm Wrote: The only core competency required to have a kid is finding the hole. The only core competency required to raise it is to hate the sound of it's pathetic screams enough to stuff something in it's mouth.
Considering that my little one just spent half an hour screaming her guts out while spitting milk all over me, your words are oddly comforting 
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 7:30 am
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It's like needles in your ears, isn't it? Hold onto the hope that someday, somehow, you're going to get back at them for all of it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 8:23 am
Don't wanna do a God though: Get mad at our creations.
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 8:54 am
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I may not be able to make the waters of the deep rise up to swallow the earth, but I've sure as shit got a bathtub and those little heathens have lungs. I'm not saying they need to watch their step...but they need to watch their fucking step.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheism and Hope
November 16, 2015 at 8:57 am
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Turtle has a sad at that mental image.
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