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Hello AF from British_Atheist.
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Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:07 am (This post was last modified: June 14, 2010 at 6:44 am by British_Atheist.)
Hi I'm 22 and have been an atheist for 5 years. My religion was the CoE before i turned to a Atheist then i was 17. I think their is no god, but i believe in Extraterrestrials etc as really into Sci-Fi.Great
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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:13 am
CoE?! The Church of Elderberries?! Shock

Those guys smell awful Sleepy

If you've bathed since you left them: Welcome! Big Grin

If you smell like those guys: get the fuck out, take a bath, then come back and I will say: Welcome! Smile
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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:19 am
I believe in aliens for the same reason as Stephen Hawking Wink

Such a big universe.

Anyway, welcome Big Grin

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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:25 am
(June 14, 2010 at 5:13 am)Saerules Wrote: CoE?! The Church of Elderberries?! Shock


Ha Ha i mean Church of England
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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:33 am
British_Atheist Wrote:Ha Ha i mean Church of England

EEEWWWW!

*Saerules makes vomiting notions, but managed to contain it*

Those retards smell like floater flounder baking in the sun atop a mountain of rancid manure topped with american garbage and surrounded by kelp-filled dried up-lakes of festering whales.

Tell me you've had at least 500 fucking bathes since you left that... or no cookies for you, and no welcome from me Sleepy
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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:35 am
You're lucky I'm no fucking patriot lol!

It's okay, I hate all this crap about "Our country is the best because we were born in it".

What the fuck is so great about Britain? Why is it "Great Britain"?

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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:38 am
(June 14, 2010 at 5:33 am)Saerules Wrote:
British_Atheist Wrote:Ha Ha i mean Church of England

EEEWWWW!

*Saerules makes vomiting notions, but managed to contain it*

Those retards smell like floater flounder baking in the sun atop a mountain of rancid manure topped with american garbage and surrounded by kelp-filled dried up-lakes of festering whales.

Tell me you've had at least 500 fucking bathes since you left that... or no cookies for you, and no welcome from me Sleepy


No, I mean't i was born as CoE, but never went to their Churches
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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:39 am
I believe in aliens for a different reason. I seem to be stuck on a planet full of them :S
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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 5:49 am
British_Atheist Wrote:No, I mean't i was born as CoE, but never went to their Churches

Nobody is born believing in a religion Sleepy You were both atheist.

Well... just being in contact with them means one must have at least 5 baths. Their churches are absolutely foul... I have no idea how they breath in that killer stench. I could slaughter a city with it better than America's potato bombs that were dropped in Japan.

I hope you realize I'm being silly, if forgot my newcomer disclaimer Smile
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RE: Hello AF from British_Atheist.
June 14, 2010 at 6:09 am
I mean't i was christened at a CoE Church?
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