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The Eve of the War
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 (December 8, 2015 at 10:39 pm)Stimbo Wrote: No-one would have believed... Only truly awesome people know of it... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
High five!
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Hmm.. north korea likes land.. we tempt them with getting free land if they fight for the west
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
Code: <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true"></iframe> (December 8, 2015 at 10:50 pm)Beccs Wrote:(December 8, 2015 at 10:39 pm)Stimbo Wrote: No-one would have believed... Watch the live version with the philharmonic! Just magic! originals singers too!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I went last year for the final live tour under Jeff Wayne. Stunning.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (December 2, 2015 at 8:53 pm)Beccs Wrote:(December 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Australia all be next. We're still spiritually tied to mother's apron strings. We do so have an air force, and he'll be joining the war effort as soon as he gets back from visiting his mum. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (December 2, 2015 at 8:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: No, you've got orcs and fucking great flying dragon things. NZ has the best army evah!! ![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media.giphy.com/media/10HWaaxBqfHu5W/giphy.gif) c'mon! Who wouldn't run from that?!?
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
NEW ZEALAND AIR FORCE
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Penned for Punch magazine by the genius mind of the late Alan Coren and brought to life by satirist John Bird, the well-known humanitarian Idi Amin outlines his plans for world supremacy:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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