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What annoys you about your partners?
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What annoys you about your partners?
Hello everyone

I just thought it might be fun to have a moan about our partners without them knowing Shy

There are a few things that my wife does to get on my nerves, but I will just tell you about one of them.

Whenever she is doing something dirty or messy she wears my clothes, when she dyes her hair she puts on my t-shirt, if she's gardening
she wears my jumpers, and by far the worst when she is on her period she actually wears my boxer shorts Grrrrr

If I could fit into her clothes and mess them up I would Big Grin

Come on get it off your chests!!
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#2
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
He has no time for funsies in between frying sinners and planting dinosaur fossils :c
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#3
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
She can't read my mind. I have to actually talk to her. What a pain!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#4
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
He's so indecisive! If I didn't want his opinion I'd be quiet! And he answers with man grunting.
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#5
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
She doesn't give herself credit for being awesome.
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#6
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
Well..she did give birth to my kids..............
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#7
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
My biggest bone of contention is his lack of corporeality.
It happens to be one of his most positive qualities, as well.
Go figure.
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#8
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
She doesn't happily clean the pans and bowls I use when cooking. And after I spent the three years of my first marriage as the scullery maid out of appreciation that she could cook and I was clueless. Now I do nearly all the cooking and I have to keep up with the mess. Shouldn't she be responsible for the karma my first wife racked up?

Oh and she won't go near my nut sack. Thinks they're nasty. The little fellas have never known the loving tongue of a woman. Fortunately she takes good care of me shillelagh or we would never have stayed together thirty odd years.
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#9
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
Sometimes she cramps up at the most inopportune times. Also, trimming her nails gets annoying. Plus, she's my right hand.

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#10
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
He sleeps on his back, which causes vapor lock by his balls to his ass, thus presenting snoring.
He doesn't use common sense much of the time.
He procrastinates. A lot.

That first one though....
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