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December 22, 2015 at 8:09 am
Quote:Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!"

Quoth the server, "404."
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December 22, 2015 at 9:27 am
"Ye must be porn again!"
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RE: 404
December 22, 2015 at 9:48 am
A classic.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 22, 2015 at 10:15 am
Not bad for something at least 15 years old now! I used that as my 404 on a previous website of mine. And then once on a forum, a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away someone said "that link was broken!" And I was like 'WTF there's a goddamed deadlink on mai site someplace'? But then I read the next sentence which warmed my heart "but I had a jolly good laugh from the error page!" Of course paraphrasing, but ya get the idea!

I'm pretty sure the quote I gave is the original for this version (and there are variants), at least it's as I remember it c. 2000. It was certainly not 'porn-surfed' in place of 'websurfed' as suggested here.
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK

The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK

"That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke
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December 22, 2015 at 10:50 am
The first time I saw it, it used "pr0n-surfed" or perhaps "pr0n-searched". Presumably it wasn't the original.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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