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The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 10:46 pm
(December 23, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How about the Proctological Argument?

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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 10:54 pm
(December 24, 2015 at 10:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 23, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How about the Proctological Argument?

Go blow god out your ass.

Been there, done that.
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#33
RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 10:58 pm
(December 24, 2015 at 10:54 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(December 24, 2015 at 10:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Go blow god out your ass.

Been there, done that.

You mean infidel bowel syndrome
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 11:25 pm
(December 23, 2015 at 5:36 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(December 23, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How about the Proctological Argument?

What, the Biblical god is an asshole?

Well, not quite.

We have an alternative deity standing by . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#35
RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 11:27 pm
(December 24, 2015 at 11:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 23, 2015 at 5:36 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: What, the Biblical god is an asshole?

Well, not quite.

We have an alternative deity standing by . . .

Well, gosh, I feel honored.
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 11:30 pm (This post was last modified: December 24, 2015 at 11:31 pm by Alex K.)
(December 24, 2015 at 11:27 pm)Kitan Wrote:
(December 24, 2015 at 11:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Well, not quite.

We have an alternative deity standing by . . .

Well, gosh, I feel honored.

I wasn't aware that you have already accepted the monicker as your official title! Tongue
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 11:31 pm
(December 24, 2015 at 11:30 pm)Quantum Wrote: [
I wasn't aware that you have accepted the monicker as your official title already! Tongue

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#38
RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 11:31 pm
The haiku argument for god:


godly is goodly

goodly is as good god goes

good god go god good
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 11:40 pm (This post was last modified: December 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm by Alex K.)
The Limerick argument for God must follow:

There once was a Guy from up high
Who created us, oh don't ask why.
He has infinite powers -
All mistakes, hence, are ours
It's too obvious to be just a lie.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 25, 2015 at 12:22 am
(December 24, 2015 at 11:31 pm)Kitan Wrote:
(December 24, 2015 at 11:30 pm)Quantum Wrote: [
I wasn't aware that you have accepted the monicker as your official title already! Tongue

Deity and gay go hand in hand.

The Argument from Fabulousness?
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