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Speculate on this idiots torments in HELL
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Speculate on this idiots torments in HELL
You know, our just perma-banned LOVE SPECIALIST.

I'll start;

Imagine an infinite lake of septic, foul and fetid demonic animal sewage, and it's on fire.  Our creepazoid spammer shitstain, for all eternity, gets to alternately drown in the sewage, and then when he can't stand that anymore, thrust his head up into the fire and try to breath that.

FOR FUCKING ENDLESS ETERNAL ETERNITY.
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RE: Speculate on this idiots torments in HELL
He'll probably become desensitized to it after a while, and then it'll just be .....meh....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#3
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We could upgrade it with lava beetles in his ears
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After so many years he would get bored and used to it he would just shrug and sleep the torture off.
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Did I mention the lava beetles are the size of rhinoceroses ??
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(December 27, 2015 at 3:10 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Did I mention the lava beetles are the size of rhinoceroses ??

Give the guy 10 thousands years wait.. what if he doesn't like anal...
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Evereything's only kinky the first time.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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And yay he shall be forced to converse with naught but little Nik for all eternity.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Speculate on this idiots torments in HELL
Well, if he is different from me, he deserves to be tortured. Forever.

How else will he learn right from wrong?

I got tortured forever once. It wasn't as bad as you'd think.
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