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40 Proofs of God's Existence
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He who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Mikhail Bakunin A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything Friedrich Nietzsche 
I like that God = square root of -1 it helps me sleep at night.
 Quote:(1) I believe that if God exists, there will be no evidence for his existence. I love this one. It gets used all the time in one form or another. Like... every time someone says the word 'faith'. 
Surprisingly, the last one is the one which I remember the best:
Jacques Offenbach wrote a lovely overture for Orpheus in the Underworld Therefore God Exists  You'd think they'd find a better argument for "Tales of Hoffman." And they could find an argument for the Criterion DVD for the same going out of print being an argument against it.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. 
Dotard
Card carrying member of NO MA'AM  Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids!
My favorite with modification;
1.) I'm lonely and my life is a failure. 2.) Of course the reason is not because of what I did or didn't do. 3.) Therefore God exists and he must really hate me.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
--------------- ...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck --------------- NO MA'AM ![[Image: attemptingtogiveadamnc.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img824.imageshack.us%2Fimg824%2F7042%2Fattemptingtogiveadamnc.gif)
One which I've encountered is:
1) In the Bible, there are references to real places. 2) Yes, I know that's true of Spiderman comics, but... shut up. 3) Therefore, God exists.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology. 'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain 'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln |
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