Shitty movies you've seen

[vorlon13]

A fun list I found on wiki, look it over, and fess up to which ones you've:

paid money to see

paid money to own

actually watched on TV

actually liked

actually hated worse than the shitty reviews


and additionally, feel free to make nominations that are not on the list.  I immediately noticed Nightfall was not on the list, and it's an easy top 10 WORST of all time.  The reason it's not on anyone's list is NO ONE saw it.  I think it played in a few theaters back in the 80s for maybe a week tops.  I've never met anyone else who's seen it.  Probably a blessing.


The list:

  1. Battlefield Earth - (2000) (John Travolta)
  2. Showgirls - (1995) (Elizabeth Berkley)
  3. Howard The Duck - (1986) (Lea Thompson)
  4. Glitter - (2001) (Mariah Carey)
  5. Baby Geniuses - (1999) (Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd)
  6. Maximum Overdrive - (1986) (Emilio Estevez)
  7. Swept Away - (2002) (Madonna)
  8. Spice World - (1997) (Spice Girls)
  9. Valley Of The Dolls - (1967) (Patty Duke)
10. Ishtar - (1987) (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman)
11. Hudson Hawk - (1991) (Bruce Willis)
12. Leonard Part 6 - (1987) (Bill Cosby)
13. Even Cowgirls Get The Blues - (1993) (Uma Thurman)
14. Wild Wild West - (1999) (Will Smith, Kevin Kline)
15. Gigli - (2003) (Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez)
16. North - (1994) (Elijah Wood)
17. Heavens Gate - (1980) (Kris Kristofferson)
18. Shanghai Surprise - (1986) (Madonna)
19. Cool As Ice - (1991) (Vanilla Ice)
20. Burn Hollywood Burn-An Allan Smithie Film - (1997) (Ryan O'Neal)
21. Grease 2 - (1982) (Maxwell Caulfield, Michelle Pfeiffer)
22. From Justin To Kelly - (2003) (Kelly Clarkson)
23. The Cat In The Hat - (2003) (Mike Myers)
24. The Adventures Of Pluto Nash - (2002) (Eddie Murphy)
25. Striptease - (1996) (Demi Moore)
26. Freddy Got Fingered - (2001) (Tom Green)
27. The Island Of Dr Moreau - (1996) (Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer)
28. Batman & Robin - (1997) (George Clooney)
29. Look Whos Talking Too - (1990) (John Travolta, Kirstie Alley)
30. Harlem Nights - (1989) (Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor)
31. The Conqueror - (1956) (John Wayne, Susan Hayward)
32. Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band - (1978) (Peter Frampton, Bee Gees)
33. Balistic: Ecks Vs Sever - (2002) (Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu)
34. Adrenalin, Fear The Rush - (1996) (Christopher Lambert)
35. Jason X - (2002) (Kane Hodder, Lisa Ryder)
36. Judge Dread - (1995) (Sylvester Stallone)
37. It's Pat, The Movie - (1994) (Julia Sweeney)
38. Bonfire Of The Vanities - (1990) (Tom Hanks)
39. Pokemon, The First Movie - (1999, Animation)
40. The Forbidden Dance - (1990) (Laura Harring)
41. Popeye - (1980) (Robin Williams)
42. Indecent Proposal - (1993) (Robert Redford, Demi Moore)
43. Red Sonja - (1985) (Brigitte Nielsen)
44. Nothing But Trouble - (1991) (Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd)
45. Godzilla - (1998) (Matthew Broderick)
46. The Scarlet Letter - (1995) (Demi Moore, Gary Oldman)
47. Kangaroo Jack - (2003) (Christopher Walken)
48. Best Of The Best - (1989) (Eric Roberts)
49. Weekend At Bernies 2 - (1993) (Andrew McCarthy)
50. Anaconda - (1997) (Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez)
51. Mr Magoo - (1997) (Leslie Nielsen)
52. Over The Top - (1987) (Sylvester Stallone)
53. Theodore Rex - (1995) (Whoopi Goldberg, Richard Roundtree)
54. Armegeddon - (1998) (Bruce Willis)
55. Bio-Dome - (1996) (Pauly Shore)
56. Shining Through - (1992) (Michael Douglas)
57. Fatal Beauty - (1987) (Whoopi Goldberg)
58. Inchon - (1981) (Laurence Olivier, Toshiro Mifune)
59. Jury Duty - (1995) (Pauly Shore)
60. Mary Reilly - (1996) (Julia Roberts)
61. The Postman - (1997) (Kevin Costner)
62. Dungeons & Dragons - (2000) (Jeremy Irons)
63. 8 Million Ways To Die - (1986) (Jeff Bridges)
64. Pearl Harbor - (2001) (Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett)
65. Caddyshack 2 - (1988) (Jackie Mason, Dyan Cannon)
66. Fair Game - (1995) (Cindy Crawford, William Baldwin)
67. Perfect - (1985) (Jamie Lee Curtis, John Travolta)
68. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 - (2004) (Jon Voight, Scott Baio)
69. Cool World - (1992) (Kim Basinger, Brad Pitt)
70. Barb Wire - (1996) (Pamela Anderson)
71. Problem Child - (1990) (John Ritter)
72. Pet Sematary 2 - (1992) (Anthony Edwards)
73. 1941 - (1979) (John Belushi, Tim Matheson)
74. Xanadu - (1980) (Olivia Newton-John)
75. Son Of The Pink Panther - (1993) (Roberto Benigni)
76. Son Of The Mask - (2005) (Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming)
77. Cop And A Half - (1993) (Burt Reynolds)
78. Bad Boys 2 - (2003) (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence)
79. Mannequin - (1987) (Kim Cattrall, Andrew McCarthy)
80. Blood Sucking Freaks - (1976) (Seamus O'Brien, Viju Krem)
81. Haunted Honeymoon - (1986) (Gene Wilder, Gilda Radner)
82. Surf Ninjas - (1993) (Ernie Reyes Jr., Nicolas Cowan)
83. Dirty Love - (2005) (Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra)
84. On Deadly Ground - (1994) (Steven Seagal)
85. Catwoman - (2004) (Halle Berry)
86. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie - (1987) (Mackenzie Astin, Anthony Newley)
87. Drop Dead Fred - (1991) (Phoebe Cates, Rik Mayall)
88. Mac And Me - (1988) (Jonathan Ward)
89. Burglar - (1987) (Whoopi Goldberg, Bob Goldthwait)
90. The Omega Code - (1999) (Casper Van Dien, Michael York)
91. House Of The Dead - (2003) (Jurgen Prochnow)
92. The Other Sister - (1999) (Juliette Lewis, Diane Keaton)
93. Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector - (2006) (Larry The Cable Guy)
94. King Kong Lives - (1986) (Linda Hamilton)
95. Sheena - (1984) (Tanya Roberts, Ted Wass)
96. Speed 2, Cruise Control - (1997) (Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric)
97. Four Rooms - (1995) (Madonna)
98. Cyborg - (1989) (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
99. Scooby Doo - (2002) (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
100. Ernest Scared Stupid - (1991) (Jim Varney)


[*]I've seen;

Glen or Glenda (liked it)

Plan 9 From Outer Space (sucked)

Myra Breckenridge (loved it) (really)

I Spit on Your Grave (disturbing and sick, best watched with friends and treat as a comedy)

Caligula (really bad, but like a gory car wreck, I watched it all the way thru)

Superman IV (sucked)

The Avengers (paid money at a theater, it was AWFUL)

Battlefield Earth (HBO or something, and I could only stand the first 10 minutes, colossally bad suck fest)

Freddy Got Fingered (what were they thinking? JFC, not funny at all)



Hate to admit it, I'd like to watch Heaven's Gate, I'm thinking it might strike me funny.

[vorlon13]

Well shit, where did the list go ?

[vorlon13]

That's worse.

Way worse.

[Exian]

Bah, this sounds fun, but tedious on my phone.

I'll just say I paid to see X-Men Origin's: Wolverine. What a god damned mess. Starting with its unfinished Internet leak.

[Exian]

Wait, Marvel's Avengers?!

[TheRealJoeFish]

Ones I've Paid to See

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39. Pokemon, The First Movie - (1999, Animation) (when I was 10)

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Paid to Own

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None!

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Watched on TV

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None!

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Actually Liked

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Pokemon, when I was 10.  Not now.

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Hated so bad I puked

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None!

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[MTL]

I have no idea why "Four Rooms" and "Mary Reilly" are on a list of "bad" movies.

Julia Roberts' Irish accent wasn't so bad that it overshadowed Malkovich as Dr. Jekyll
and especially as Mr. Hyde,

and Four Rooms is one of my all-time favourite movies, Madonna or no Madonna.

Tim Roth, FTW.

[vorlon13]

The current list is different enough from the one I could see in edit but wouldn't post, I figure I'd better update my list:

Battlefield Earth, as noted, bailed after 10 minutes, sucked big time.

Maximum Overdrive, better the first time, really has deteriorated over the years watched on premium channels, don't own a copy

Wild Wild West, real stinker, how did Will Smith get suckered into this schlock ?  Premium channel viewed, no copy in rack

It's Pat, the Movie  premium channel viewed, time passer, don't think it rises to the level of disgust as quite a few others on the list

Godzilla, what do people expect?  Godzilla wrecks cities, the end.  Loved it, have a copy on Blu-ray

Bio-Dome, HATED IT. Man, it was painful to watch

The Postman, meh, neither loved nor hated it, don't see what the fuss is about hating it, don't own a copy

Pearl Harbor, watched about half, lost interest.  can't say I hate it. Might have a copy on DVD

1941, WTF is it doing on this list?  One of my favorite movies, DVD, maybe 2 of them

[Athene]

I've seen about half of those films and I would have to agree most of them are pretty bad.  However, Showgirls is so bad that it borders on brilliant....ridiculously entertaining. 

And Drop Dead Fred is just a good movie, point blank. Whoever doesn't like it, is a Mega Bitch!

[Gawdzilla]

"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"

"Teenagers From Outer Space"

"The Manster"

"Gog"

C'mon, guys, you haven't nearly touched bottom that the list in the OP.