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Theists ask me a question
January 2, 2016 at 7:14 pm
I'll give you a answer to the best of my knowledge and limited experience
and no i do not solicit sexual experiences  Tongue
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RE: Theists ask me a question
January 2, 2016 at 9:36 pm
What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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RE: Theists ask me a question
January 2, 2016 at 11:16 pm
After you wipe your butt, do you look at the toilet paper to see if there's poop on it?
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RE: Theists ask me a question
January 2, 2016 at 11:37 pm
(January 2, 2016 at 7:14 pm)dyresand Wrote: I'll give you a answer to the best of my knowledge and limited experience
and no i do not solicit sexual experiences  Tongue

Why is God jealous of other Gods if he is the one and only ?   Let's hear you best Johnny Carson.
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RE: Theists ask me a question
January 3, 2016 at 12:12 am (This post was last modified: January 3, 2016 at 12:19 am by dyresand.)
(January 2, 2016 at 11:37 pm)Bard A Madsen Wrote:
(January 2, 2016 at 7:14 pm)dyresand Wrote: I'll give you a answer to the best of my knowledge and limited experience
and no i do not solicit sexual experiences  Tongue

Why is God jealous of other Gods if he is the one and only ?   Let's hear you best Johnny Carson.

Well you see god of the bible has Jealously issues. Not to mention if god is all powerful 
he is very boring of a being and  not very interesting. You have gods with actual weaknesses
and they have more personality than, i'll fucking burn you for wearing mixed fabrics. Not to mention
we worship anything and everything we like it whether or not it is called worship. Also that being said
the whole jealously thing of course is just a control mechanism for people during that time when
there was other competing religions and gods the whole jealously thing scared people into believing
also the whole fact you more than likely you could and can get killed for not believing in said god. I forgot to mention this the bible
has references to other gods it was stripped out with the original texts god yaweh is a lesser god compared
to the others.
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RE: Theists ask me a question
January 3, 2016 at 12:14 am
(January 2, 2016 at 11:16 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: After you wipe your butt, do you look at the toilet paper to see if there's poop on it?

Well i don't eat bran flakes. So i just keep wiping until i can only feel dry paper on my bottom.
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January 3, 2016 at 12:16 am (This post was last modified: January 3, 2016 at 12:17 am by dyresand.)
(January 2, 2016 at 9:36 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? African or European swallow?
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Theists ask me a question
January 3, 2016 at 12:23 am
Has your finger ever broken through the toilet paper when you wiped your butt?
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RE: Theists ask me a question
January 3, 2016 at 1:01 am
(January 3, 2016 at 12:23 am)KUSA Wrote: Has your finger ever broken through the toilet paper when you wiped your butt?

Nope i am very careful not to get shitty fingers.
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RE: Theists ask me a question
January 3, 2016 at 1:01 am
(January 3, 2016 at 12:23 am)KUSA Wrote: Has your finger ever broken through the toilet paper when you wiped your butt?

Hahahaha!!!
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