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Ban the loser above you.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 12:48 am
Banned for drinking milk after the expiration date.
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March 3, 2015 at 1:17 am
Banned for threatening the fabric of space/time
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March 3, 2015 at 1:51 am
Banned for implying that time is something that can be moved.
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March 3, 2015 at 4:52 am
Banned because there's snow all over the place and it's your fault
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 7:00 am
Banned cause I watched paint dry

WHYYYYYYYY!!!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 7:02 am
Banned for creeping on paint, you creep
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 7:31 am
Banned for MS paint
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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March 3, 2015 at 7:31 am
Banned for photoshop
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 7:32 am
Banned cause I can see the pixels
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 7:34 am
Banned because Legolas, is that you?
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