Banned for having an upper lip so stiff you could break rock with it
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned because I can insert 'only' between, before or after any word in your last sentence.
Banned for a weird creepy kink in english language usage.
Ick !! (September 26, 2014 at 6:10 pm)Losty Wrote:(September 26, 2014 at 10:01 am)oukoida Wrote: SURPRISE PREGNANCY COLOR BAN! Banned because awwww (September 26, 2014 at 11:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for a weird creepy kink in english language usage. Banned for being the loser above me. Sorry, mate.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned because it will have to do even though I would rather throw you in a log chipper with dull blades
Banned for being a rectangle seriously in need of a good rounding.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 27, 2014 at 11:46 am
(This post was last modified: September 27, 2014 at 11:46 am by vorlon13.)
Banned in memory of Kenny McCormick
Banned for icking me, and that's not with a little L. I already know what your thinking. :-)
Joseph Smith and Brigham Young Ban of the Prophets !!!
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