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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Norman Humann Away
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 2:46 pm
Banned for feelings
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 2:53 pm
Banned for feewings
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 3:13 pm
Banned for hoit feewings
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Banned for feeling hot
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 3:31 pm
Banned because I'm fucking freezing Dodgy
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 3:34 pm
Banned because it's almost 50 degrees here Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 6:35 pm
Banned because I had to turn on the A/C
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 7:55 pm
Banned because I couldn't turn on the A/C... I wasn't hot enough Sad
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 8:01 pm
Banned because I opened the windows and enjoyed the fresh air
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 8:05 pm
(February 8, 2015 at 8:01 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned because I opened the windows and enjoyed the fresh air

Banned because it was 70 degrees here today Undecided Want to trade locations? Smile
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