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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 1:58 pm
Banned because hot showers are nice
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 1:59 pm
banned because I'd have to take my clothes off and that means hypothermia
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:06 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2015 at 2:08 pm by Losty.)
Banned for not following my routine.

Turn up thermostat so heat kicks on.
Enter bathroom and close all doors and windows.
Turn on steaming hot water.
Remove socks and pants.
Turn shower head so water doesn't spray directly on you.
Step into shower and close curtain.
Remove shirt and undergarments.
Stand under hot stream of water.
Rotate slowly until you are nice and warm or until you get dizzy.
If you get dizzy before reaching desired warmth, put the plug in the drain and sit down as your tub fills with hot water.
Good luck.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:11 pm
Banned because that sounds really nice right about now.

You've officially made me WANT to take a shower.

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You're evil, Miss Losty.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:11 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2015 at 2:11 pm by Norman Humann.)
banned because instructions unclear, house on fire. Also I don't have a thermostat. We don't have magics like that over here.
banned for ninja, ninja.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:12 pm
Banned because I'm sorry you lost your house. Have you considered burning down someone else's house and standing near to it? Could warm you up.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm
banned for good idea, but I think it should be a church.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm
(February 9, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: banned because instructions unclear, house on fire. Also I don't have a thermostat. We don't have magics like that over here.
banned for ninja, ninja.

Banned for reminding me of another thing I'm not looking forward to. Radiators and no AC. I need central air people. What is this? Little House on the Prairie!?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm
banned because AC is for losers, loser. pshh.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:20 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2015 at 2:21 pm by Losty.)
Banned because this is year 2015, I enjoy being able to set an exact temperature for my home.
I don't think people in the US even use radiators anymore.
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