Meaningful ideas and quotes

[*Deidre*]

Hmmm...can we get back to quotes?

Oh, sorry.  Umm...ok:

'ApeNotKillApe must be knee deep in jizz by now.' - BSB4

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That's better.

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[*Deidre*]

''If you want to feel rich, count the things you have that money can't buy.'' - unknown

[Angrboda]

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.' - Charles Baudelaire

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[ApeNotKillApe]

"I don't think God is like Kim Jong Il."

"Kim Jong Il has a different opinion."

- Hitchens

[ApeNotKillApe]

 “Primates” are collectively defined as any gill-less, organic RNA/DNA protein-based, metabolic, metazoic, nucleic, diploid, bilaterally-symmetrical, endothermic, digestive, tryploblast, opisthokont, deuterostome coelemate with a spinal chord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system in an enlarged cerebral cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside a jawed-skull with specialized teeth including canines and premolars, forward-oriented fully-enclosed optical orbits, and a single temporal fenestra, attached to a vertebrate hind-leg dominant tetrapoidal skeleton with a sacral pelvis, clavical, and wrist & ankle bones; and having lungs, tear ducts, body-wide hair follicles, lactal mammaries, opposable thumbs, and keratinized dermis with chitinous nails on all five digits on all four extremities, in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid, leading to a placental birth and highly social lifestyle.

- AronRa 

[Angrboda]

"My wife gave him some Swiss cheese and rye bread for lunch, which he greatly liked. Thereafter he more or less insisted on eating bread and cheese at all meals, largely ignoring the various dishes that my wife prepared. Wittgenstein declared that it did not much matter to him what he ate, so long as it always remained the same. When a dish that looked especially appetizing was brought to the table, I sometimes exclaimed "Hot Ziggety!" — a slang phrase that I learned as a boy in Kansas. Wittgenstein picked up this expression from me. It was inconceivably droll to hear him exclaim "Hot Ziggety!" when my wife put the bread and cheese before him."
-- Norman Malcolm, in Ludwig Wittgenstein : A Memoir (1966), p. 85

[Angrboda]

“To believe is to suffer,”
— Antonius Block/The Seventh Seal

[ApeNotKillApe]

A kid once asked me 'Do you ever get hangovers?' I said, 'to get hangovers, you have to stop drinking'.
- Lemmy

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.' - Brendan Behan

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